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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1530 on: March 24, 2021, 06:59:50 PM »
Kevin.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1531 on: March 24, 2021, 07:01:05 PM »
call it EGG RAT

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1532 on: March 24, 2021, 07:02:22 PM »
Call it EDIT: Oh no new page!

Hilarious :rolleyes:

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1533 on: March 24, 2021, 07:20:37 PM »


Ron? Bit of a guilty look about him.

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« Reply #1534 on: March 24, 2021, 07:45:22 PM »
Small Robert.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1535 on: March 24, 2021, 08:30:59 PM »
Brodie, because he looks like Thomas Brodie-Sangster.

Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1536 on: March 25, 2021, 08:07:13 PM »
I quite like unassuming, commonplace "person names" for cats. One of my mates has a cat called Dave, which suits him (the cat) down to a tee.

Too soon to tell if yours could be a Gary or not, but it's an option.

Ridiculously cute anyway. So jealous of everyone with their feline companions here. Also, is he a polydactyl cat, or has he just not not grown into his mitts yet?

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1537 on: March 25, 2021, 08:08:09 PM »
Yeah love bland pet names. Dog called Chris. Cat named Mark.

And so on.

Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1538 on: March 25, 2021, 08:25:30 PM »
"Jake" is a good name for a moggy (Short for Jacob Rees-Mogg)

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1539 on: March 25, 2021, 08:28:56 PM »
I wanted to name the new cat Sutcliffe but got overruled so he's Prince now.

Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1540 on: March 25, 2021, 08:36:40 PM »
My partner over-ruled "Myra" (we settled on Toots)

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« Reply #1541 on: March 25, 2021, 10:08:32 PM »
I wanted to name the new cat Sutcliffe but got overruled so he's Prince now.

Ah, well.  No matter.  Prince will always be a Sutcliffe to the local mouse and bird population.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1542 on: March 26, 2021, 06:16:51 AM »
HELP ME NAME MY KIITY

Me and the gf have got a little kitty coming our way soon from a friend who breeds cats, but are still thinking of a name here. I'm thinking Syd (like everyone's favourite lysergic loving Floydian fella) sounds like a nice name and she's thinking Otis. I think a bunch of you cat people on de internet are the best people to consult on the matter

Anyway here's the little fucker now, only 3 weeks



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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1543 on: March 26, 2021, 06:21:43 AM »
Barry.

or Neil.

you know it makes sense.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1544 on: March 26, 2021, 06:35:48 AM »
I quite like unassuming, commonplace "person names" for cats. One of my mates has a cat called Dave, which suits him (the cat) down to a tee.



I had a cat called Dave! His mother was called Doug, and he had a brother called Brown.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1545 on: March 26, 2021, 06:46:44 AM »
A school friend of mine had three cats named Norman, Godfrey and Beryl.  They all seemed quite happy with this.

Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1546 on: March 29, 2021, 02:29:22 PM »
I switched the central heating off yesterday, much to the mog's annoyance; but it didn't take her long to discover a new source of heat: the top of the microwave - the interior light keeps the oven top perfectly warm. Just right.


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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1547 on: March 29, 2021, 02:32:11 PM »
Yeah but she will be hot on the outside but really cold on the inside.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1548 on: April 07, 2021, 08:57:49 PM »
Gunther and Wolfgang having a bit of slow motion feline melodrama on the sofa.










bgmnts

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1549 on: April 07, 2021, 09:04:00 PM »
Still trilling and whining to fuck about going out, and he hasn't touched his new fancy cat tree, with platforms and boxes to cwtch up in. He's also still shitting in the bath if the door is left even slightly ajar.

Basically he's a bastard cat but is so cute its hard to be mad.

Tried to take him for a walk with a lead (dont judge!) and he was fine until the flat buzzer freaked him out and he bolted. Found him half an hour later with a cat in front of him and two behind him, meowing at him and staring, with him staring away into space, almost possum. Think I saved him from a kicking.

Stupid dickhead.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1550 on: April 09, 2021, 05:29:58 PM »
How the FUCK do you post your own photos? I'm trying to do it using Postimage and non of the links seem to work?

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1551 on: April 09, 2021, 05:40:16 PM »
How the FUCK do you post your own photos? I'm trying to do it using Postimage and non of the links seem to work?

I use imgur. The site itself causes my IQ to start losing valuable points til I get past all the front page stuff to my images, but it's good enough as a hosting site.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1552 on: April 09, 2021, 06:10:43 PM »
I use the BB link with the [img] links.

Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1553 on: April 09, 2021, 07:44:24 PM »
We had a black cat that was either blind or very close to it pop into the back garden last weekend.
It had one eye permanently closed and the other was extremely milky. It had a sniff at us and then buggered off through next doors hedge.

We spent the rest of the weekend trying to find out if it had got itself lost but it seems not. Fair play for its navigational skills.

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« Reply #1554 on: April 10, 2021, 05:53:34 AM »
I use CatUpload.com

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1555 on: April 10, 2021, 11:00:29 AM »
What do you reckon about these lot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NndSy2JR3c
Lykoi/Werewolf cats

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1556 on: April 16, 2021, 09:36:53 AM »
Tiny Toast in her tiny Tristan Farnon tank top (she was wearing it properly, but slipped a foot out in mid photo session.)




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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1557 on: April 16, 2021, 09:38:00 AM »
The boy got his bollocks lopped off yesterday, is still coming down off the anaesthetic.  Poor little bugger.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1558 on: April 16, 2021, 09:53:28 AM »
Very sorry about your poor kit, bgmnts, hope he feels perfect soon as.  I've never had the balls to get a cat done like that or a man either, though I can understand the reasoning.

Tiny Toast in her tiny Tristan Farnon tank top (she was wearing it properly, but slipped a foot out in mid photo session.)





This is the most delightful cat thing for a very long time indeed - TT reminds me of the Blunderpuss anyway, which is reason enough, god knows, to love her but the fair isle tolerance expression just takes her to a whole new level.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #1559 on: April 16, 2021, 10:12:24 AM »
The boy got his bollocks lopped off yesterday, is still coming down off the anaesthetic.  Poor little bugger.

When I had my cats neutered I found they were pretty much back to normal within a day. It's a minor operation, especially for the boy cats. He'll be fine.

Pretty much had to get them done because if we hadn't they would be rutting like mad and cluttering up the place with kittens all the time.

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