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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #240 on: October 22, 2019, 01:29:01 AM »
We never asked our landlord if we could get ours. They almost definitely aren't allowed. LOL

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« Reply #241 on: October 22, 2019, 07:00:21 PM »
We often offer to pay a larger deposit, and reassure them that our cat is blind and litter-boxed trained and she doesn't scratch on stuff. They usually go with that.

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« Reply #242 on: October 24, 2019, 09:39:18 PM »
A few pictures of my friend Frida.

Chilling out next to one of the plants of her catnip plantation


Giving me the eye between the runner beans and the peppers


Relaxing with me a couple of years ago (back in my beard days)

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« Reply #243 on: October 24, 2019, 11:31:34 PM »
Flouncer's fantastic fine feline friend, Frida.

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« Reply #244 on: October 25, 2019, 01:14:29 AM »
You missed 'furry' and 'four-footed'.

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« Reply #245 on: October 26, 2019, 07:18:34 PM »
You missed 'furry' and 'four-footed'.

Fuck! Firmly foiled.

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« Reply #246 on: October 26, 2019, 10:37:19 PM »
Fool.

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« Reply #247 on: October 27, 2019, 12:39:13 AM »

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #248 on: October 27, 2019, 12:40:38 AM »
Fantastic!

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« Reply #249 on: November 01, 2019, 11:18:14 AM »
none shall pass! oh go on then

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« Reply #250 on: November 08, 2019, 12:00:21 PM »
Opened my door last night to go out to my driving lesson and on my doorstep was an adorable tiny black kitty. I'd say a kitten, except was able to be startled and run off to next door, so probably a bit older than kitten

But I was doing the Sss ss ssss noise that always works and beckoning thing with my fingers and s/he looked back and seemed interested. Had to go drive or would have just stayed there ages til I got to stroke the little angel

Hope I make friends with this kitty!

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« Reply #251 on: November 08, 2019, 05:34:04 PM »




How can she slap

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« Reply #252 on: November 08, 2019, 08:02:42 PM »
FLOOOOOF!

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« Reply #253 on: November 09, 2019, 12:47:33 PM »
Opened my door last night to go out to my driving lesson and on my doorstep was an adorable tiny black kitty. I'd say a kitten, except was able to be startled and run off to next door, so probably a bit older than kitten

But I was doing the Sss ss ssss noise that always works and beckoning thing with my fingers and s/he looked back and seemed interested. Had to go drive or would have just stayed there ages til I got to stroke the little angel

Hope I make friends with this kitty!

Aww, I would say good luck with the driving lessons, but you won't need it as you just had the luckiest of animals turn up on your doorstep :)

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« Reply #254 on: November 09, 2019, 12:48:29 PM »




How can she slap

Both your garden and pussycat are magnificent and vicariously so are you!
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« Reply #255 on: November 09, 2019, 01:07:11 PM »
Koko the gorilla with friend.

I remember seeing a doc on Koko. He'd broken a sink in his enclosure one day, by gettin' overexcited and pulling it off the wall. When his handler asked - Koko was/is a great sign-reader - how it had happened, he blamed the cat (which was just a ball of fluff at that point "Cat did it".
(He did have the decency to look a bit sheepish.


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« Reply #256 on: November 09, 2019, 01:10:23 PM »
Look'at these mad bastards.




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« Reply #257 on: November 09, 2019, 01:17:40 PM »
I bet the cat genuinely thought he could take Koko in a scrap as well. They're ace.

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« Reply #258 on: November 09, 2019, 01:20:11 PM »
One more. My ulcer's playing-up and I feel like shit but lookin' at orang utangs with cats/dogs is helpin'.


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« Reply #259 on: November 09, 2019, 01:25:21 PM »
You have to get into the Orangutan Jungle School, it's ace.

Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #260 on: November 09, 2019, 01:30:45 PM »
I was watching it earlier cheers. Fantastic.

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« Reply #261 on: November 09, 2019, 03:12:25 PM »

Both your garden and pussycat are magnificent and vicariously so are you!
Thanks, it's my Mum's garden though so I am one level further removed from the magnificence