Author Topic: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS  (Read 35526 times)

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #720 on: May 11, 2020, 07:55:59 PM »
She holds them up in the air like that, she's just asking to model them.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #721 on: May 12, 2020, 08:12:27 AM »


toes are large

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« Reply #722 on: May 18, 2020, 08:28:12 AM »

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« Reply #723 on: May 20, 2020, 06:50:12 PM »
I had a video meeting with 10 other people yesterday, all working from home, and did a single one of them have a cat wander into the frame in an hour and a bloody half? No they bloody didn't. Useless fucks, pointless meeting.

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« Reply #724 on: May 20, 2020, 09:39:51 PM »


I've taught my George to fly.

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« Reply #725 on: May 20, 2020, 09:59:54 PM »
I don't think that's real

I think you just lowered your garden

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« Reply #726 on: May 20, 2020, 10:57:32 PM »
I don't think that's real

I think you just lowered your garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG7LYGMKfGc

Of course it's fucking real, here he is practising.

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« Reply #727 on: May 20, 2020, 11:02:49 PM »
That is him being made nervous by the sounds of the machinery you have installed to manipulate the ground-level of your garden.

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« Reply #728 on: May 21, 2020, 12:45:56 AM »
George is top class.

Was it a small fox or is George a very big dude?

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« Reply #729 on: May 21, 2020, 12:37:45 PM »
George is top class.

Was it a small fox or is George a very big dude?
He's 14lbs of fighting tabby.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #730 on: May 21, 2020, 12:48:50 PM »
We've got a semi-regular cat visitor - very friendly, but looks quite skinny and slightly patchy fur on the tail. No collar. Don't know if it's a stray or what...feel quite sorry for it because it doesn't look well fed. I've put pictures up on Pets Relocated or whatever (link from the RSPCA website). Thinking of putting a paper collar round its neck with my phone number on it.

Poor little blighter




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« Reply #731 on: May 21, 2020, 12:49:02 PM »
The continuing decline of my cat:

He has started to breath really stupidly and actually full on snores like a human. Probably a combination of his mouth being a bit gimpy and possibly asthma or just oldfuckitis. Can't reach vet atm. He doesn't seem in pain or anything, probably just gently slipping away, which is much nicer I suppose.

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« Reply #732 on: May 21, 2020, 01:50:59 PM »
RIP Lionel, my neighbour's cat. He was amazing, but didn't understand cars.


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« Reply #733 on: May 21, 2020, 01:53:52 PM »
He was put outdoors during the day, and clearly didn't like it that much, because he was always trying to get indoors.

Once he killed a long, grey rat with a single stab and lay next to it, a dab of russet on his cheek. I will always regret not taking a photo. It seemed a bit morbid, but in hindsight it would've been perfect.
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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #734 on: May 21, 2020, 02:09:29 PM »


He tortured rodents but he was otherwise a good guy. He gave me kitty headbutts.

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« Reply #735 on: May 21, 2020, 03:01:00 PM »
Massive fan of Lionel.  What an excellent example of a cat, and also of a name for a cat.

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« Reply #736 on: May 21, 2020, 03:06:06 PM »
Massive fan of Lionel.  What an excellent example of a cat, and also of a name for a cat.

Yes.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #737 on: May 21, 2020, 03:13:57 PM »
RIP Lionel, my neighbour's cat. He was amazing, but didn't understand cars.



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« Reply #738 on: May 21, 2020, 03:31:36 PM »
That rat, there was a visible organ. He literally ripped out a vital organ in single bite or swipe. And then didn't play with it. Just lay there, until I acknowledged the kill. Then he arose, calmly, and started cleaning himself. What a good boy. More recently, my neighbour told me he bought a cheap air rifle to finish off the rodents, because he was cruel. Not the Lionel I knew. RIP.

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« Reply #739 on: May 21, 2020, 03:44:06 PM »
Displaying the misanthropy of a true CaBber

Well put – the perfect withering “and what?” look there. 

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« Reply #740 on: May 21, 2020, 03:48:35 PM »
That rat, there was a visible organ.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #741 on: May 23, 2020, 06:13:27 PM »


This is Phoebe, she's my flatmate's cat and is a total sweetie. Loves cuddles and tuna and running around a lot at 4AM.

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« Reply #742 on: May 23, 2020, 06:30:14 PM »


This is Phoebe, she's my flatmate's cat and is a total sweetie. Loves cuddles and tuna and running around a lot at 4AM.

You can tell that she loves cuddles just from looking at her.  The fluffy little slut.

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #743 on: May 25, 2020, 12:36:03 PM »
HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, SCRABBLE!



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« Reply #744 on: May 25, 2020, 12:43:21 PM »
Blimey. Mine better not live that long. Happy birthday Scrabble!

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Re: I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS
« Reply #745 on: May 25, 2020, 12:55:25 PM »
Twenty years, blimey. No one told me they lived that long. I thought this was a two year commitment, tops.

Yay for consistency!

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« Reply #746 on: May 25, 2020, 12:59:05 PM »
Just you wait for what I have in store on 25th May 2021!

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« Reply #747 on: May 25, 2020, 01:44:41 PM »
Ahhh sweet old beast. Nice you bought her fresh batteries for her bday

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« Reply #748 on: May 25, 2020, 06:01:24 PM »
Merlot having a good sleep



And then asking for a cuddle



Brie has moved into her new house



And just about a year ago looking like simba, how can you not want to take her home :)


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« Reply #749 on: May 25, 2020, 06:26:02 PM »
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