I STILL FUCKING LOVE CATS

[Dewt]

She holds them up in the air like that, she's just asking to model them.

[Cerys]

toes are large

THUMB!   CAT THUMB!

[Head Gardener]

[Icehaven]

I had a video meeting with 10 other people yesterday, all working from home, and did a single one of them have a cat wander into the frame in an hour and a bloody half? No they bloody didn't. Useless fucks, pointless meeting.

[tmg513]

I've taught my George to fly.

[Dewt]

I don't think that's real

I think you just lowered your garden

[tmg513]

I don't think that's real

I think you just lowered your garden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG7LYGMKfGc

Of course it's fucking real, here he is practising.

[Dewt]

That is him being made nervous by the sounds of the machinery you have installed to manipulate the ground-level of your garden.

[Brian Freeze]

George is top class.

Was it a small fox or is George a very big dude?

[tmg513]

George is top class.

Was it a small fox or is George a very big dude?

He's 14lbs of fighting tabby.

[Cuellar]

We've got a semi-regular cat visitor - very friendly, but looks quite skinny and slightly patchy fur on the tail. No collar. Don't know if it's a stray or what...feel quite sorry for it because it doesn't look well fed. I've put pictures up on Pets Relocated or whatever (link from the RSPCA website). Thinking of putting a paper collar round its neck with my phone number on it.

Poor little blighter

[bgmnts]

The continuing decline of my cat:

He has started to breath really stupidly and actually full on snores like a human. Probably a combination of his mouth being a bit gimpy and possibly asthma or just oldfuckitis. Can't reach vet atm. He doesn't seem in pain or anything, probably just gently slipping away, which is much nicer I suppose.

[Fishfinger]

RIP Lionel, my neighbour's cat. He was amazing, but didn't understand cars.

[Fishfinger]

He was put outdoors during the day, and clearly didn't like it that much, because he was always trying to get indoors.

Once he killed a long, grey rat with a single stab and lay next to it, a dab of russet on his cheek. I will always regret not taking a photo. It seemed a bit morbid, but in hindsight it would've been perfect.

[Fishfinger]

He tortured rodents but he was otherwise a good guy. He gave me kitty headbutts.

[shiftwork2]

Massive fan of Lionel.  What an excellent example of a cat, and also of a name for a cat.

[Fishfinger]

Massive fan of Lionel.  What an excellent example of a cat, and also of a name for a cat.

Yes.

[Dex Sawash]

RIP Lionel, my neighbour's cat. He was amazing, but didn't understand cars.

Displaying the misanthropy of a true CaBber

[Fishfinger]

That rat, there was a visible organ. He literally ripped out a vital organ in single bite or swipe. And then didn't play with it. Just lay there, until I acknowledged the kill. Then he arose, calmly, and started cleaning himself. What a good boy. More recently, my neighbour told me he bought a cheap air rifle to finish off the rodents, because he was cruel. Not the Lionel I knew. RIP.

[Captain Crunch]

Displaying the misanthropy of a true CaBber

Well put – the perfect withering "and what?" look there. 

[pigamus]

That rat, there was a visible organ.

Anne Diamond: An Autobiography

[spaghetamine]

This is Phoebe, she's my flatmate's cat and is a total sweetie. Loves cuddles and tuna and running around a lot at 4AM.

[Jim Bob]

This is Phoebe, she's my flatmate's cat and is a total sweetie. Loves cuddles and tuna and running around a lot at 4AM.

You can tell that she loves cuddles just from looking at her.  The fluffy little slut.

[Cerys]

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, SCRABBLE!



Now old enough to become an MP and terrify the cabinet with her Glowing Eyes of Doom^tm.

[imitationleather]

Blimey. Mine better not live that long. Happy birthday Scrabble!

[Cerys]

Twenty years, blimey. No one told me they lived that long. I thought this was a two year commitment, tops.

Yay for consistency!

[imitationleather]

Just you wait for what I have in store on 25th May 2021!

[petercussing]

Ahhh sweet old beast. Nice you bought her fresh batteries for her bday

[Mr_Simnock]

Merlot having a good sleep



And then asking for a cuddle



Brie has moved into her new house



And just about a year ago looking like simba, how can you not want to take her home :)

[Cerys]

Permission to squeeeee?