Mr Constant Dick. Mr Do-You-All-Night.

[Repent, Harlequin!]

Your body is under construction and need a lot of attention. Mr has come to this planet to save you from all these men that trying to hard to get a reply. Your mines and you don't even know it. I don't want to fuck you, I wanna sex you. So you can feel the thrust as my shaft goes so deep up inside of you and your feeling nothing but MAXimum pleasure. I wanna fuck you to the cows grow wings and fly to Tesco and do my shopping for the week. I wanna fuck you over the balcony fully naked slapping that ass and pulling on your nice long hair. You will appreciate Mr for all the good things I'll do for you sincerely. So come to me my birdie, I'll leave the bird cage open and wait for you to return.

[Captain Z]

Yeah I think I remember this one, was it on Top Hits '95?