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How geordie are you?

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs, May 26, 2019, 05:47:30 PM

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Stoneage Dinosaurs

-I have been to Newcastle
-I enjoy the taste of the city's famous "brown ale" or "broon" as it is colloquially known
-How mate ya gannin doon wa steeadium see the toon a divvunt noo leyk

Based on these credentials I rate myself as 9 out of 10 geordies. Please state yours.

a duncandisorderly

from teesside, so not. but I can act as an interpreter when required, & I've broon in me fridge. 6.5/10

Ferris

Been through it on a train twice three times. Looked alright out the window. My nan was born in Gateshead.

**CALCULATING**

**CALCULATING**

Geordie rating... 2.0%

Ferris

Actually, I also subscribe to Viz magazine which is mailed to me every month directly from the Toon.

New Geordie rating: 2.8%

PlanktonSideburns

Been type B since me early forties

Shoulders?-Stomach!

My Dad's Geordie and so are half my family
Spent weeks every year up there, I know Newcastle to Bamburgh like the back of my hand.
Support Newcastle United
Happy going topless in cold weather
Love a piss up


But I'll never be a Geordie and never kidded myself about it either.

imitationleather

One of my first wanks was over Jayne Middlemiss.

BlodwynPig

Dunno. Ask anyone who has met me, they think I'm Irish or Scottish or Welsh.

BlodwynPig

Of those I have met

ImitationLeather = 0 (Cockney)
Pancreas = 0 (Cockney)
FerrisWheel = 2 (Brum)
QDRPHNC = 3 (NIrish but could pass in a wig)
Zetetic = 1 (Welsh)
the guy I met with Zetetic (dog/hound?) = 8 (Fucking tough bastard, could easily pass in a dark alley)
CanadaGoose = 4 (Scottish)
Gout_Pony = -4 (South)
Thomas = -5 (South)
HummingofEvil = 1 (Welsh)
Neveragain = 9 (Quiet Geordie)
Shoulders = 5 (Ponce coming up here taking our women)
Retinend = 4 (Style if not substance)

Stoneage Dinosaurs

I should clarify that I was raised in north essex for most of my early life, but based on the evidence I have stated I believe that I am genuinly of the noble geordie race. Haway those lads.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on May 26, 2019, 09:18:33 PM
I should clarify that I was raised in north essex for most of my early life, but based on the evidence I have stated I believe that I am genuinly of the noble geordie race. Haway those lads.

Which direction to you position your whippet in February?

Ferris

Nice try - whippets can't survive that far north.

canadagoose

- I grew up 12 miles from Northumberland and flew from Newcastle Airport plenty as a kid
- I like Newcastle Brown Ale, even though it's not brewed there now :(
- I sometimes say "divvent", "toon", "hoy" and other words Geordies use but kind of 'cos I'm a jocko-borderer cunt
- I like Newcastle in general
- Authentic Geordie BlodwynPig gave me 4 Geordie Points™

HOWEVER
- I wear a coat

so I'm #cancelled in Geordie terms. Sorry lads and lasses, let ye doon.

BlodwynPig

I was born in Leeds to a Hexham mother and only adopted Geordie at age 8 weeks or so.

Geordie points = 7

canadagoose

Quote from: BlodwynPig on May 26, 2019, 09:46:34 PM
I was born in Leeds to a Hexham mother and only adopted Geordie at age 8 weeks or so.

Geordie points = 7
Ah noooo, does that mean I lose my authentic Geordie points? Surely not, as Hexham is pretty damn close to Newcastle?

hamfist


  • My granny was from Gateshead
  • I always pronounce Kawasaki that way
  • First beer I ever bought was Broon
  • I've never been to Newcastle

grassbath

I have kissed two Geordies. All Geordie saliva round me chops. One of them subsequently claimed that 'wesh' was a reasonable way to pronounce 'wash.' If that's what being Geordie means, you can keep it.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


BlodwynPig

Hamfist gets 1.5 points
Grassbath gets my sympathies

Big fan of "Jossy's Giants"
Used to trim Philippe Albert's moustache
Have a fat kyte
Can sing "Wor Geordie's Lost His Penka (Doon the double raw)"
Highly skilled at fetching sea coal

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on May 26, 2019, 11:45:56 PM
Big fan of "Jossy's Giants"


Bang 10 points

I appeared on Byker Grove
I walked the same streets as Spender, at the same time
I went to the same school as Sting, Declan Donnelly, and Neil Tennant

BOOM - 11 points

seepage

Quote from: imitationleather on May 26, 2019, 07:18:33 PM
One of my first wanks was over Jayne Middlemiss.

how did you coax her back to your place?

most of my chums at uni were Geordies, one of which claimed to have gone out with Sting.

Glebe

I'm this much geordie:



(Not really.)

Hey, Punk!

I like Ant (of Ant and Dec fame).

It's not a matter of quantity for me, it's a matter of quality.

Neville Chamberlain

I can do a great Geordie accent - listen:

Ey up aye the noo how's yer faather eh eh?!?!? Wanna fight do ye aye?!? Gerrup orf tha flaawer!!! Och ye doons!

Something like that anyway.

Norton Canes

Spent three months in Middlesbrough and hated it, that must make me a bit Geordie.

BlodwynPig


Ferris


Rizla

My great-grandad was from Morpeth and I have drank nooky broon in the past, so that makes me one eighth HOWAAY THE LADS