What would and arse say if it came to life?

[Glebe]

I think it would say, "Hello, my name is Colin, I am very pleased to meet you."

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Why would it say that

[idunnosomename]

"James Corden is an unfunny fat cunt"

[Lord Mandrake]

It would probably just start talking a load of shit.

[Howj Begg]

It would probably just start talking a load of shit.

In case you hadn't noticed, 44 years of the EU hollowing out the governance of our country it has produced a professional political class so utterly feeble they are incapable of doing anything remotely complicated or historically consequentially without crying. The result is people like Rory Stewart whose big idea is reducing car parking charges and Jess Phillips whose political philosophy is saying fuck in the times color supplement.

I noticed the fantasy remain and reform party DIEM25, championed by the increasingly unhinged Paul Mason, totally crashed and burnt wherever they stood, Change UK style. Those advocating this con need to get real and understand the EU cant be reformed into a socialist enterprise and there is no such thing as a European electorate.

[Lord Mandrake]

You literally cannot get away from Brexit these days

[Alberon]

Would it be able to see, hear or smell? If it could it probably prefer not to have the last option.

Would it have a brain of it's own? If not it'd probably make nothing more than guttural sounds. Much like it does at present to be honest.

[Sebastian Cobb]

'for the love of god can you stop eating so much curry'.

[Glebe]

Why would it say that

I have a feeling it would be named Colin. Call it women's intuition.

[Ferris]

"I'd leave that a minute, if I was you"

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

"I've forgotten my Cookd and Bombd account password!"

Or maybe

"Have you seen my FUCKING keys"

[Ferris]

"I would have been here earlier, but I'm a little behind"

[Bazooka]

Can it feel pain? If so, it would say Sasquatch over and over again.

[Glebe]

A mate of mine's arse once laughed at me. True story.