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The Lurker

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Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« on: May 30, 2019, 04:38:25 PM »
I'll start:

"Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2019, 05:16:38 PM »
"Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
"I... don't know."

I think that was my first regularly quoted Simpsons joke, from back when I was a nipper.

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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2019, 05:19:13 PM »
'40 seconds? But I want it now!'

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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2019, 05:43:43 PM »
'I was saying Boo-Urns.'

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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2019, 06:32:38 PM »
I'll start:

"Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"

My favourite is also sugar-related:

"Sorry it's not in packages."

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2019, 06:34:35 PM »
"Chief Wiggum, that story isn't appropriate for children."
"Really? I keep my pants on in this version."

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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2019, 06:37:11 PM »
hey guys, do you remember the simpsons?

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2019, 06:40:43 PM »
Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2019, 06:43:13 PM »
You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!
My favourite is also sugar-related:

"Sorry it's not in packages."
I also have a nice sugar related one, which follows a commonly quoted line:

"I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2019, 06:44:01 PM »
- Hey Homer, watcha do? Get a haircut or somethin'?

- LOOK CLOSER, LENNY!

- Oh, I know what it is, you're the biggest man in the world now! And you're covered in gold!

- 14 CARAT GOLD!

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2019, 06:57:39 PM »
You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!I also have a nice sugar related one, which follows a commonly quoted line:

"I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

Pretty much every line from Kent Brockman in that bit is amazing. I feel sorry for young ones who never got to know a time when the excitement of a new Simpsons episode was paid off with some of the best comedy of all time.

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2019, 07:21:11 PM »
"Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story."

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2019, 07:24:57 PM »
"What's wrong sir? Did I get some in your eye? The bottle specifically said 'No More Tears'"

"Ah, a lovely promise, but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo."

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2019, 10:55:45 PM »
“Arr, I don’t know what I’m doin’.”      (Used a lot by me and my friend at work)


“Five years later and I still think I’m a chicken. I’m a chicken, Marge!”
“I know, I know.”

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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2019, 12:02:18 AM »
Don't have an cowman

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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2019, 12:12:38 AM »
"Hmm, bottlenose bruises, blowhole burns, flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom!"

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2019, 12:37:00 AM »
"I think he's talking to you."

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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2019, 02:38:43 AM »
"Duw"

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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2019, 03:39:12 AM »
Principal Skinner:

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2019, 03:44:38 AM »
"Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story."

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2019, 08:22:54 AM »
"Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot."

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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2019, 08:30:22 AM »
Lisa Simpson:
I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.

Clerk:
Okay. [reaches into a box under the counter] Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Lisa Simpson:
How can a hamster write mysteries?

Clerk:
Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.

Lisa Simpson:
Aw, c'mon.

Clerk:
Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?

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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2019, 09:05:46 AM »
"Did you hear that, Bart? The carny code. Bart? Did you hear that?"

"Yes!"


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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2019, 09:34:26 AM »
"Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency"

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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2019, 09:48:50 AM »
"We don't have anything in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records: they stink."

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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2019, 10:28:06 AM »
"People die all the time, just like that."
"Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow."


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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2019, 11:44:23 AM »
Wiggum sending/receiving APBs on the police radio

“Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat."



"Ehhh, that really was more of a burgundy."



And of course, the old classic:

“Suspect is hatless, repeat; hatless!”

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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2019, 12:10:52 PM »
Wiggum sending/receiving APBs on the police radio

“Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat."



"Ehhh, that really was more of a burgundy."



And of course, the old classic:

“Suspect is hatless, repeat; hatless!”

"Suspect is driving a brown..." (squints) "... car."

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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2019, 12:21:33 PM »
"Chief, can I hold my gun like this? (holds gun at an angle) It looks kinda cool!"
"Whatever you want, birthday boy."