Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.

[jobotic]

"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They'd banished the awful lemon tree forever. Because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice."

Hey everybody - an old man's talking

[madhair60]

This isn't a quote but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Djjg5A2rU

Nelson's half-assed failed swipe at Martin just enhances this already hilarious scene by 1000x. That and the way he just fucking throws the kid.

[jobotic]

"and the boy he loved so dear"

Excellent

[kalowski]

It's cran-tastic!

[kalowski]

What gives? These donuts are piling up.
Homer Simpson went on a diet.
Oh my God, and I just bought a boat!

[kalowski]

Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

[kalowski]

This isn't a quote but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Djjg5A2rU

Nelson's half-assed failed swipe at Martin just enhances this already hilarious scene by 1000x. That and the way he just fucking throws the kid.

C'mon, the best bit is surely, "Spring forth, burly protector!"

[paruses]

She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house, and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies.

I love the little mime after that when he says "here's your crown, your majesty"

[Phil_A]

"I'm really, really, really sorry."
"I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this Pope!"
"Uh-huh-hyooo!"

[DrGreggles]

We like Roy! We like Roy!

[Jerzy Bondov]

I love the little mime after that when he says "here's your crown, your majesty"

Reminds me of when Homer goes to a different bar ('The Aristocrat') in the Flaming Moe episode and asks for a clean glass. 'Here you go, your majesty'
I use that one a lot

[madhair60]

Homer: Come on, Lenny, I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus.  What do you say?
Lenny: (on phone) Nah...
Homer: Come on...
Lenny: Nah...
Homer: Come on!
Lenny: Naah...
Homer: Oh, come on!
Lenny: Owhh...
Homer: Yes!  Now that Lenny's in, Carl will fall like a domino.

[Jerzy Bondov]

That's from season 10. Shut the thread down immediately.

[St_Eddie]

It says something to the quality of the show that I can hear all of these quotes within my head.  Then again, I'm forever hearing voices in my head.  What's that?  Kill them all?  Will do.

[The Culture Bunker]

"Small world..."
"It is. It really is."

[lebowskibukowski]

Marge - "My husband doesn't mean to be rude, he's a complicated man"

*Homer appears out of the window and smashes a plate over his head*

Homer - "Wrong!"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Another one of the ones you can here perfectly is homer's 'push her down son'.

[up_the_hampipe]

Moe: Alright, they're onto us! Get him back to Seaworld!
Orca: Oooahhoooahhooo

[Sebastian Cobb]

All the shots of illegal going's on in moe's back room are gold

[paruses]

"Did you just call me a liar?"

"No. I said 'you're fired'"

"Oh. That's much worse"

[madhair60]

That's from season 10. Shut the thread down immediately.

it's funny as fuck you glan

[Sebastian Cobb]

"I don't recall saying 'good luck'."

[madhair60]

"Well, Dean, I'm really sorry for the running-you-over prank."

"Prank?"

[up_the_hampipe]

Chief Wiggum is the best character in the show. Don't fight me on this. So many great quotes, but my favourite has to be from the Halloween episode where the giant monsters take over Springfield:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw9JOheqFr8

[Sebastian Cobb]

Another 'noise' that makes me crease is the foreign guy's 'Hooooray!' when he roll's into homer's yard in a vehicle with loads of wheels.

[Captain Z]

"Stupid babies need the most attention."

[madhair60]

Without our Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink
We wouldn't have a tyre yard or a mid-sized roller rink
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot traps
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed

That final line cracks me up every single time.

[The Culture Bunker]

Without our Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink
We wouldn't have a tyre yard or a mid-sized roller rink
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot traps
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed

That final line cracks me up every single time.

Complete with "well, what are you going to do?" shrug.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns!?

[Drop Dead Fred]

"Why, I believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it".