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Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.

Started by The Lurker, May 30, 2019, 04:38:25 PM

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Harpo Speaks

QuoteBurns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.  He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to 'alive'.

kalowski

"Take him away, boys."
"Hey, I'm the chief here.  Bake him away, toys."

Kalabi


Glebe


The Culture Bunker

Quote from: Glebe on May 31, 2019, 01:51:28 PM
"Celebrate good times, come on!"

"I will!"
For whatever reason, the delivery always cracks me up and whenever I have some good news, I am prone to cueing up the song and repeating the line.

Same as when I hear Edwin Starr's 'War' and want to add an "OK!" after the "say it again!" lyric.

Chollis

I live in a single room above a bowling alley....and below another bowling alley

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: DrGreggles on May 31, 2019, 12:21:33 PM
"Chief, can I hold my gun like this? (holds gun at an angle) It looks kinda cool!"
"Whatever you want, birthday boy."

"Well, well, well. This place's got more pirated tapes than a ..."
"A Chinese K-Mart?"
"Well, that'll have to do. Uh, these yours, son?"
"No, sir. We're just exhibiting them for profit without permission."
"Fair enough. But the owner is in more hot water than ..."
"A Japanese teabag?"
"Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?"

Shit Good Nose

"Put out an APB on a Eustace R Dewo."

"Stan Lee came back?"
(exasperated) "Stan LEE never left!"

"We can't keep pulling up at every 'SOP', 'YELD' and 'ONE VAY' sign!" (best bit in the movie)


The Lurker

"Release the dogs"

"Gee, they look pretty mad"

"Yeah, I've been starving 'em, teasing 'em, singing off key. Mee may ma moo - ahhhhh!"

Ferris

Homer wavering on whether or not to go to space.

"You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later..." And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!"

Harpo Speaks

QuoteI call it - "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"

colacentral

"You guys are pathetic! No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy."


bgmnts

Quote from: purlieu on May 30, 2019, 05:16:38 PM
"Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
"I... don't know."

I think that was my first regularly quoted Simpsons joke, from back when I was a nipper.

Me too, one of my top 5 simpsons quotes ever.

"OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!"

Captain Z

Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.

What's that?

...a dinosaur.

Glebe

#46
"Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."

***

From the episode 'Lisa on Ice', in which Lisa joins an ice hockey team:

*HOMER and BART are laughing at Lisa trying to defend in goal*

MARGE: I can't even watch, I don't know how you two can sit here laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death!

HOMER: We're laughing with her, Marge... there's a big difference!

LISA: WAAAAHHH!!!

*HOMER and BART start laughing again*

HOMER: -With her.

kalowski

"Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy but, trust me...they ain't."

Ferris

On the subject of wealth, Chester J Lampwick is a great study.

"I'm gonna buy the one thing I've been dreaming of all the years I spent in the gutter: a solid gold house."

And later on...

"I don't need any more money. I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else."

This one delivered while lounging outside his house in a full tuxedo and top hat.

"Hot stuff coming through!"

"Our patients(BLAM!) are trying(BLAM!) to nap(BLAM!)"

"All right you little punks. Prick up your freakin' ears. Because I'm only gonna be saying this once. Things are going to be very, very different around here....with your new principal Ned Flanders!"

"You know, food tastes better when you're revolving."

"Don't go reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's Time!"

Burns - Oh Simpson, can't you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?

*trousers fall down*

Grandpa - How long was that?


beanheadmcginty

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."

Phil_A

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on May 31, 2019, 04:11:43 PM
"Put out an APB on a Eustace R Dewo."

Chief Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Joe Friday: That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside down.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Joe Friday: Uh, chief, you're talking into your wallet.

Sebastian Cobb

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.

St_Eddie

My favourite line is an odd one because it's not particularly funny but it's the line which most frequently enters my head; Principal Skinner saying "done and done and I mean done".

Quote from: purlieu on May 30, 2019, 05:16:38 PM
"Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
"I... don't know."

I think that was my first regularly quoted Simpsons joke, from back when I was a nipper.

It's one of my favourites too.  I love how Homer needlessly uses a fake voice.

colacentral

"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

"Haha, yes, once."

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: colacentral on June 01, 2019, 04:16:36 PM
"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

"Haha, yes, once."

There was a big discussion on reddit as to whether that 'yes, once!' was just then or another time. I always interpreted it as the former.

The Lurker

Quote from: St_Eddie on June 01, 2019, 01:48:13 PM
It's one of my favourites too.  I love how Homer needlessly uses a fake voice.

Always tickles me that even when the game is up, he still continues with the fake voice

surreal