Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.

[Phil_A]

"See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked!"

[Ferris]

^brilliant

So much characterization and back story in so few words

[checkoutgirl]

I was always proud that you weren't a short man.

[The Lurker]

Selma: "I can't believe Aunty Gladys is really gone."
Patty: "Her legend will live forever."
Homer's brain: "Yeah, the legend of the dog faced woman."
Homer: "Legend of the dog faced woman! Oh, that's good!"
Marge: "Homer! That's very rude of you."
Homer: "What? D'oh!"

[checkoutgirl]

What do we want?
The gradual phase-out of animal testing over the next three years.
When do we want it?
Over the next three years.

[checkoutgirl]

That monkey made the orange juice you're drinking.

*spit take*

[checkoutgirl]

We're through the looking glass here people.

[SteveDave]

"Lube job while you wait?"

"Don't touch me"

[SteveDave]

Do we sell...French...fries?

[kalowski]

"We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!"

"But sir, it's just a mod..."

"I said, "Hop in.""

[purlieu]

"We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!"

"But sir, it's just a mod..."

"I said, "Hop in.""

I know it's irrational, but I've desperately wanted to know how this resolved since the first time I saw it.

[checkoutgirl]

I miss Joe Piscopo.

[checkoutgirl]

Which is your least favourite country, Italy or France?

France.

Nobody ever says Italy.

[Sebastian Cobb]

So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him!

How Ironic.

[Ferris]

I know it's irrational, but I've desperately wanted to know how this resolved since the first time I saw it.

"After you, sir!"

[samadriel]

I know it's irrational, but I've desperately wanted to know how this resolved since the first time I saw it.

"Well sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a REAL emergency exit!"

[checkoutgirl]

Go back to your homes and places of businesses.

[Quote]

"Miss Hoover thought I made the whole thing up. She called me a P.C. thug."

"Well, I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting. So here's what we're gonna do: Grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat!"

[Drop Dead Fred]

Stealing, stealing
Stealing a car for Moe.
La la la la la dee da
Insurance fraud today!

[Ornlu]

What are you spraying me with??

RUM! So no-one will believe your story!

[kalowski]

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds a vanity license plate rack] Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort

We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

[easytarget]

Incidentally, at Universal Studios, Orlando, FL :

[checkoutgirl]

I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.

[kalowski]

Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut

[kalowski]

What would happen if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. You'd get Mr. E. T., wouldn't you? And he'd sound something like this: "I pity the fool that don't - phone home"

[The Lurker]

Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer.
Homer: Thank you, thank you very much. It is nice work.
Apu: Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir!
Homer: It's true, the bundle is little, but I'm not in it for the money.
Moe: Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant! Haha...
Homer: This is getting very abstract, but thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.
   
*Homer enters the house*

Homer: Hey, wait a second... What are all these presents? It looks like you're showering Marge with gifts... hmm... With little tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub.
Maude: Oh and by the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.
Homer: New job? Marge is pregnant!? Nooooooooo! Aahhhhhhh!

[Quote]

"Thanks for buying us these toys Grandpa!"

"Baaaaahhhh. Why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ?

[Ornlu]

Here in my car,
I am hosing off blood
Some of it's mine,
But most of it's not
Here's Marge.

[grassbath]

*Homer runs in and out of the house screaming insanely as he is alternately distressed by the broken TV and burned by acid rain*

Marge: Homer, stop screaming!

Homer: Quit trying to control me!

-

Simpsons (singing): We are family!

Homer: (to the tune) Wolves and cougars ate our roast beef!

[purlieu]

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen