Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.

[checkoutgirl]

You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Actually, my real name is think, Krusty, think. Joe Valachi.
The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime?
Benedict Arnold.
The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

[checkoutgirl]

- We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is a surprise test of worker competence.
- There must be some mistake. We, er, we make cookies here: Mr. Burns' Olde-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy --
- Get the axe.

[A Hat Like That]

C4 are showing some old Simpsons at the moment.

Last Exit to Springfield.

Sublime.

'Now Do Classical Gas!'

[Gulftastic]

Someone on twitter is doing a knockout tournament to find the greatest ever episode.

It's is completely useless as he does not include 'Homer Goes To College'.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I caught the one where homer gives up drinking after getting a dui the other day. Great stuff.

[The Culture Bunker]

I caught the one where homer gives up drinking after getting a dui the other day. Great stuff.

"My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life - I'm 31 years old!"

[A Hat Like That]

The camera having to drop down to get him completely in shot. Excellent.

[DoesNotFollow]

From that same episode:

Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
Lisa: Please, Mother, it's purely in the in the interest of science.
Lisa's brain: That'll learn 'im to bust my tomater!

[jobotic]

Have we had this

"Krusty's years of tax avoision, would never have . . . Avoision, it's a crime, look it up . . . I don't say evasion, I say avoision." – Kent Brockman

[Sebastian Cobb]

From that same episode:

Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
Lisa: Please, Mother, it's purely in the in the interest of science.
Lisa's brain: That'll learn 'im to bust my tomater!

Looking for something?

What have you done with my report?

I've hidden it.
To find it, you'll have to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than...

Got it!

[willy crossit]

the clip of sideshow mel pissed up having a go at krusty live on the show

EVERYONE'S ALWAYS KISSING YOUR ASS!

[buttgammon]

Krusty: The script says I have to bonk you on the head with this [hammer].
Sideshow Raheem: I wouldn't.
Krusty: Right on!

[Phil_A]

Krusty: The script says I have to bonk you on the head with this [hammer].
Sideshow Raheem: I wouldn't.
Krusty: Right on!

Angry, angry young man.

[checkoutgirl]

Someone on twitter is doing a knockout tournament to find the greatest ever episode.

It's is completely useless as he does not include 'Homer Goes To College'.

Then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

[checkoutgirl]

the clip of sideshow mel pissed up having a go at krusty live on the show

EVERYONE'S ALWAYS KISSING YOUR ASS!

Sideshow Mel puking after Bart gives him a cheese sandwich.

"....why you little rapscallion!!!....the most hideous child I have ever witnessed!!...."

[checkoutgirl]

Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.

Homer: But, Marge! It works on any Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

[samadriel]

Sideshow Mel puking after Bart gives him a cheese sandwich.

"....why you little rapscallion!!!....the most hideous child I have ever witnessed!!...."

"That jerk I got to replace you, he isn't fit to hold your slide whistle."

"All I can be is myself..."

[checkoutgirl]

"That jerk I got to replace you, he isn't fit to hold your slide whistle."

"All I can be is myself..."

You can be so cruel when you're sober.

[checkoutgirl]

Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
Yes.
Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station?
Yeah.
Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?
I don't see why not.
Bart, could we stop for ice cream?
Yes.

[Phil_A]

- Yo, Dr. S, have you seen Milhouse today?
- No.
- OK, thanks...
- Wait! Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.
- I will.

...

- No you won't.

[checkoutgirl]

It's time to hit him where he lives.

His house?

Bingo.

[Ferris]

I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!

[The Lurker]

Moe: I need a name that says friendly all american cooking.
Homer: How about Sherman Moe's Magic Wok?
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Nah, I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.
Homer: I got it! Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker!
Barney: I like it!
Moe: Hey, how about Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?
Barney: ... I hate it.

[jobotic]

he talks about having a load of crazy crap on the walls afterwards which described the refurbishment of my local at the time perfectly.

[madhair60]

Ah but Moe, the dank. The dank!

[Phil_A]

he talks about having a load of crazy crap on the walls afterwards which described the refurbishment of my local at the time perfectly.

I worked with a guy in my first job that used to refer to everything as "all kinds of crazy crap", presumably in reference to that one line. I found it very endearing.

[FredNurke]

He might have been a Homestar Runner fan.

[SteveDave]

Sideshow Mel puking after Bart gives him a cheese sandwich.

"....why you little rapscallion!!!....the most hideous child I have ever witnessed!!...."

"Come stand outside the bathroom. I want to yell at you some more..."

[madhair60]

Warning: tickets should not be taken internally

"See? Because of me, now they have a warning."

[Phil_A]

- Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL-CIO chairman, George Meany, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements.
- It's a pleasure to be here, Krusty.
- Let me be blunt. Is there a labor crisis in America today?
- That depends what you mean by "crisis..."