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« Reply #60 on: June 01, 2019, 04:43:27 PM »
There was a big discussion on reddit as to whether that 'yes, once!' was just then or another time. I always interpreted it as the former.
And I the latter.

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« Reply #61 on: June 01, 2019, 04:48:39 PM »
Anyone know if Pete Best ever said goodbye to a shoe?

There also seems to be a lot of debate online as to whether Moe, after scoffing at Homer saying 'garage', says that he calls it a 'carhole' or a 'carhold'. It is very blatantly the former so that's the end of the fucking matter.

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« Reply #62 on: June 01, 2019, 05:00:08 PM »
Mr Burns reminiscing about one of his hounds, "I remember when you bagged your first hippy.  He didn't find that too (beat) groovy."

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« Reply #63 on: June 01, 2019, 05:02:34 PM »
“It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all, and all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco!”

Also

“My germs! My precious germs! They didn’t harm anyone - they didn’t have the chance!”

Edit: I though Wavy Gravy was an invented identity that Burns had come up with to blend in, but actually Wavy Gravy is a famous hippy who looks nothing like Burns at all. Not sure if that makes it funnier or not

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« Reply #64 on: June 01, 2019, 05:06:42 PM »
Mr Burns reminiscing about one of his hounds, "I remember when you bagged your first hippy.  He didn't find that too (beat) groovy."
Oh, if only we'd listened to that young man, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.

kalowski

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« Reply #65 on: June 01, 2019, 05:10:21 PM »
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

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« Reply #66 on: June 01, 2019, 05:16:32 PM »
Probably one for the obvious thread, but I'd probably been a simpsons fan for about 15+ years before I realised it was Fraser playing Sideshow Bob and Niles playing his brother. When I told a mate that he said I was a 'fucking embarrassment'.

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« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2019, 06:07:18 PM »
"We've heard enough about Blizblaz and Himham. Get to the bloody point!"

The way Bart says "what the HELL is going on?" at the end of 'The Day the Violence Died' always cracks me up.

"Those are speed holes. They make the car go fast."

"Put it in H!"

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 Lisa: [happy] I won first chair?
Largo: No, you regained consciousness.  Alison got first chair -- and
       believe me, this is not a dream!
 Lisa: [screams]"

kalowski

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« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2019, 06:11:20 PM »
"Put it in H!"
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« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2019, 06:17:37 PM »
'But Chief, you haven't even touched your Banana Ka-Boom!'



'Stan Lee never left. Between you and me, I suspect that his mind is no longer in mint condition.'


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« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2019, 06:32:34 PM »
Now lets talk about Rust Proof. These things will rust up on you like...just close the deal Gil.

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« Reply #71 on: June 01, 2019, 06:36:31 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: June 01, 2019, 07:22:14 PM »
Flinstone's chewable morphine.

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« Reply #73 on: June 01, 2019, 08:28:27 PM »
"Ow! This damn sandwich took a bite out of me!"

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« Reply #74 on: June 01, 2019, 08:45:16 PM »
"Here you go, your rubber training knife -- you've attained the rank of Pussywillow!"

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« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2019, 10:32:00 PM »
"The same Benedict Arnold that plotted to surrender west point to the hated British?!"

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« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2019, 10:42:59 PM »

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« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2019, 11:32:41 PM »
Peter Graves couldn’t find ugly at a Radcliffe mixer.

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« Reply #78 on: June 02, 2019, 12:12:53 AM »
22 Short Films About Springfield - tall man/small car scene:

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest automobile I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?



Obviously there's an even more memorable and quotable line from that great episode...

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« Reply #79 on: June 02, 2019, 07:08:03 AM »
'I'm seeing double here....four Krusties!'

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« Reply #80 on: June 02, 2019, 09:06:03 AM »
22 Short Films About Springfield - tall man/small car scene:

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest automobile I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

Obviously there's an even more memorable and quotable line from that great episode...

Never mind that episode, that scene has a funnier line - "blow them KISSES".

Edit: Oh, and another - Nelson replying "I guess so" when the fella asks if he should be made the subject of fun.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2019, 10:01:32 AM by magval »

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« Reply #81 on: June 02, 2019, 09:42:52 AM »
My favourite line is an odd one because it's not particularly funny but it's the line which most frequently enters my head; Principal Skinner saying "done and done and I mean done".

Ha! I have the exact same thing with that quote. It's not even a joke really, just a perfect line reading. Say what you like about the writing on your latter day Simpsons, it is amazing how lazy the voiceover work gets too. A line like that nowadays wouldn't get put in the script a) because the writers are way too hacky to not hang a clunking punchline on to the end of every bar, but also b) because you wouldn't have confidence in the cast to turn this flimsy ittle character line into something worthwhile.

EDIT: Line is here

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« Reply #82 on: June 02, 2019, 04:34:51 PM »
Ha! I have the exact same thing with that quote.

Heh.  It's nice to know that I'm not the only one.

It's not even a joke really, just a perfect line reading. Say what you like about the writing on your latter day Simpsons, it is amazing how lazy the voiceover work gets too. A line like that nowadays wouldn't get put in the script a) because the writers are way too hacky to not hang a clunking punchline on to the end of every bar, but also b) because you wouldn't have confidence in the cast to turn this flimsy ittle character line into something worthwhile.

Oh, good take.  I've often wondered why exactly I like that line so much and I think that you've hit the nail on the head.

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« Reply #83 on: June 02, 2019, 04:57:20 PM »
Why does the whole internet think it's 'Uodwis r dewoh'? Surely he says Uodwis r jewoh? There's an upside-down J that he sees as an r literally right there before it.

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« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2019, 05:05:37 PM »
"Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say"

"I know you can read *my* thoughts boy... Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

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« Reply #85 on: June 02, 2019, 05:18:10 PM »
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« Reply #86 on: June 02, 2019, 05:20:11 PM »
Works on commission?

No, money down!

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« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2019, 05:37:03 PM »
'She did things your Mother would never do....like have sex for money.'

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« Reply #88 on: June 02, 2019, 05:50:56 PM »
"Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say"

"I know you can read *my* thoughts boy... Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

I love the implication from the way Homer thinks the word 'my' that he's heard what Skinner has said and added to it.

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« Reply #89 on: June 02, 2019, 05:55:31 PM »
"Give her these, and these, and these"

"Thank you doctor"

"Oh I'm not a doctor"