Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.

[alan nagsworth]

Hey Beardo, vote Quimby.

"Yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Can I have some more bumper stickers dude?"

...

"All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey!"

[checkoutgirl]

"Yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Can I have some more bumper stickers dude?"

...

"All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey!"

Wooaahh...  what's happening??!?

[phes]

Don't be the boy, don't be the boy... Doh

[Kryton]

"No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords."

[Kryton]

Homer: "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square ...

Man in bathroom stall: "That's a right triangle, you idiot! "

[drdad]

Homer: "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square ...

Took me years to notice this was a Wizard of Oz reference.

[Ferris]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZQCjvC1JPM

[idunnosomename]

Season 2, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Not really familiar with much of Devito's career prior to IASIP, so I don't know if this is just his character he always does, but Frank Reynolds feels like it was lifted straight from Herbert Powell.

he's not really a typecast character actor, he was pretty diverse in his roles

You may have known him from such films as:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Romancing the Stone
Twins (basically his first lead)
Batman Returns (must've been filming when this episode aired)

[Dannyhood91]

"You remind me of the monkey man who slaughtered my families chickens"

"Yes I get that a lot"

[Gulftastic]

'These pre-debate stainless steel so you can't get them wet.'

Last Exit To Springfield is bloody amazing. The hit rate is phenomenal.

[alan nagsworth]

Yeah it's still my all-time favourite episode. There's just not a single wasted speck in the whole thing, polished and brilliant. A comedy show at its peak and absolutely blazing.

I love the bit where Burns asks Homer "you find the bathroom alright?" and Homer answers "uuhh.. yeeahhh" in a completely vague and ambiguous way that I can't quite figure out. An episode as watertight as that, and they can still chuck daft gags in like that.

[Quote]

I thought it was implying that Homer didn't find the bathroom and just took a piss anywhere.

[Jim Bob]

I thought it was implying that Homer didn't find the bathroom and just took a piss anywhere.

That's certainly the way in which I've always interpreted that joke and I'm 99% certain that it's how the writers intended it.

[A Hat Like That]

They showed Homerpalooza a few weeks back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy4lfZMMUXM

about 40-45 seconds into the link - what's going on there, then?

[Phil_A]

Homer's being vibrated off stage by the sheer power of Frampton's rockin'.

[A Hat Like That]

Nice.

[alan nagsworth]

I thought it was implying that Homer didn't find the bathroom and just took a piss anywhere.

Yeah for some reason I've ended up always thinking past that point, like there's something weirder going on. It's the way he says it. But I can't put my finger on what it would be, which leads me to conclude that you are correct and I need my head looking at

[checkoutgirl]

Eat around the banana dad, it's just empty vytamins.

[checkoutgirl]

Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice...

[dissolute ocelot]

Yeah for some reason I've ended up always thinking past that point, like there's something weirder going on. It's the way he says it. But I can't put my finger on what it would be, which leads me to conclude that you are correct and I need my head looking at

It does carry this impression that pissing in a cupboard was only the beginning of his adventures.

[willy crossit]

"does that earring mean you're a pirate?"

"kinda"

[willy crossit]

"hey lis, check it out - 'Time For Chili'"

[The Lurker]

Homer: You're selling what now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!
Apu: Well, he has got me there

[alan nagsworth]

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant!

Homer : It was Marge admit it


The cold indifference to everything Homer says including that disturbing last line is so grimly hilarious

[checkoutgirl]

I'm just now saying, catch it, while you still can!
What time is this show on?
On Monday, 9 o'clock, CBS.
And what's the network?
CBS.
At what time?
9 O'clock.
And if I want to watch it, what day?
Monday, Monday night.
And this is on the Radio?
No, it's television. Mondays at 9. On CBS.
And if I want to see it what time should i watch it?
9 O'clock.
On what channel?
CBS.
What day?
Monday.
On the Radio?
Television.
Turn the television to what channel?
CBS.
At what time?
9 O'clock.
And if i want to see it on certain day what would be the best day to see it?
It's only on Monday.
And what time would be good time to see it?
9 O'clock. from 9 to 9.30
So if I turn my radio on at 9 o'clock?
No radio, television.
So it's Mondays at 9 on NBC.
CBS.
On the radio.
Television.

[Kryton]

Didn't a British guest character once call someone a 'wanker'? I think it was cut from telly but it was defo on the video release of whatever episode it was that I can't quite remember now.

Edit: Just googled it, it was U2 in Trash of the titans.

Quite a strong word to use in a show like this.

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/List_of_vulgar_words

Also notice they've used shite once, wanking and piss.

Bart: "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."

Principal Skinner:"If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."

Blimey.

[Captain Z]

Wank/er/ing is meaningless in America, they just don't use the word.

It also appears in the episode where Homer is watching Britain's longest-running sitcom ("and tonight we're showing all seven episodes") "Do Shut Up":

"If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker"

[Bad Ambassador]

"If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker"

Radio Times Comedy Guide entry for On the Buses.

[DrGreggles]

shite, wanking and piss.

Worst firm of solicitors ever.

[A Hat Like That]

Radio Times Comedy Guide entry for On the Buses.

lol

Bart: "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."

Principal Skinner:"If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."

Blimey.

not half, that line is wonderful