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Jim Bob

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« Reply #690 on: January 01, 2020, 05:49:03 PM »

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Itchy and Scratchy in 'Porch Pals'

"Lemonade?"

"Please."

"I made it just for you."

"You are my best friend."

"Mmm. This really hits the spot."

"Mm. Doesn't it though?"

"You make really good lemonade, Scratchy."

"Aw, thank you, Itchy."

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #691 on: January 01, 2020, 06:33:24 PM »
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, y’happy?

Jim Bob

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« Reply #692 on: January 01, 2020, 06:38:42 PM »
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, y’happy?

This reminds me of the excellent scene where Homer tries to recollect the previous evening of being drunk.  Sadly, all too relatable.

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« Reply #693 on: January 01, 2020, 09:06:29 PM »
I love the design on the fantasy dinner party bit. Very Deco. Never see anything like that now. Animation on the spin of heads is super too.


Also Maude's tits

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« Reply #694 on: February 06, 2020, 02:37:02 PM »
Skinner: Today Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era: an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies. These young minds will enjoy every academic advantage [chuckles] till they enter Springfield High School, which has no oil well.

Kid: [from audience] We got an air hockey table!

Skinner: Fine.

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« Reply #695 on: February 07, 2020, 11:02:24 PM »
HOMERCLES CARES NOT FOR BEANS

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« Reply #696 on: February 10, 2020, 03:43:47 PM »
Selma - After all, you can't spell obsequious without iou.

Homer - I'll have to take your word on that.

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« Reply #697 on: February 11, 2020, 08:49:14 PM »
I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
What the--

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« Reply #698 on: February 13, 2020, 01:02:06 PM »
Oh, Dean. This is what your new hip is going to look like.

*snap*

You're gonna have to go easy on it.

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« Reply #699 on: February 13, 2020, 02:01:21 PM »
Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg,
With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!


Dr. Nick

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« Reply #700 on: February 20, 2020, 11:15:42 AM »
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house: Montreal Morn

[...]

I'm sorry. All we have is Nescafe. I'm very, very sorry.

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« Reply #701 on: February 20, 2020, 01:28:50 PM »

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« Reply #702 on: February 20, 2020, 01:34:31 PM »
Dad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss.

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