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alan nagsworth

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #720 on: March 13, 2020, 11:17:28 AM »
Yeah, hi, I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. Who is this?
Oh, well, this is um, the uh ... The Listen Lady.
Yeah, well listen, lady, I got so many problems I, I don't even know where to begin here.
Okay ... um, why don't you start from the top?
All righty. Uh, number one, I've lost the will to live.
Aw, that's ridiculous, Moe. You've got lots to live for.
Really? That's not what Reverend Lovejoy's been telling me. Wow, you're good, thanks

“Hey it’s me again, I got another question. This one’s about my cat.”

<mrroowowowoowww>

“Yeah SHUT UP I’m askin’ her!”

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« Reply #721 on: March 13, 2020, 09:37:35 PM »
“Hey it’s me again, I got another question. This one’s about my cat.”

<mrroowowowoowww>

“Yeah SHUT UP I’m askin’ her!”

'what is the name of Moe's cat?' is the only simpsons question that has stumped me and a couple of friends in a pub quiz.

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« Reply #722 on: March 13, 2020, 09:58:46 PM »
“You may ask me three questions”
“That’s great because all I need is one”
“Are you really the head of the Kwik-e-Mart?”
“Yes”
“Really?”
“Yes”
“You?”
“Yes, I hope this has been enlightening for you”
“But...”
“Thank you, come again”
“But...”
“Thank you, come again”

“Well, that was a bust... was he really the head of the Kwik-e-Mart?”

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« Reply #723 on: March 14, 2020, 12:12:42 PM »
'what is the name of Moe's cat?' is the only simpsons question that has stumped me and a couple of friends in a pub quiz.

I want to say “mittens” but I’m making that

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« Reply #724 on: March 14, 2020, 02:57:52 PM »
'what is the name of Moe's cat?' is the only simpsons question that has stumped me and a couple of friends in a pub quiz.

Mr. Snookums.

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« Reply #725 on: March 14, 2020, 07:53:15 PM »
I have a feeling it's already been quoted on here, but:

"Truckasaurus the Movie, starring Marlon Brandon as the voice of John Truckasaurus!"
"You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you, or kiss you..."
"Celebrity voice impersonated."

I don't know why, but just the fact they give him the first name "John" cracks me up.

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« Reply #726 on: March 16, 2020, 07:12:55 PM »
Lionel Hutz:
Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.

[holds the bottle to his ear]

Lionel Hutz:
[whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial! [puts it down] Excuse me. [he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials]

Lionel Hutz:
Hello, David? I'm really tempted!

David Crosby:
Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.

Lionel Hutz:
I love you too, man.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #727 on: March 16, 2020, 08:21:40 PM »
I have a feeling it's already been quoted on here, but:

"Truckasaurus the Movie, starring Marlon Brandon as the voice of John Truckasaurus!"
"You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you, or kiss you..."
"Celebrity voice impersonated."

I don't know why, but just the fact they give him the first name "John" cracks me up.

This is my all time favourite throwaway Simpsons bit. The awful Brando voice which is so bad they even wrote in a line about it being impersonated, the reused footage from the old season 1 episode, John Truckasaurus's killer one-liner. Perfect.

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« Reply #728 on: March 17, 2020, 08:43:56 PM »
Do you wanna change your name to Homer Junior? The kids could call you HoJu.


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