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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #750 on: July 05, 2020, 03:13:32 PM »
Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

Edit: balls, this was posted on this very page. Just watched the ep and I got giddy. I’ll never be HoJu.

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« Reply #751 on: July 05, 2020, 07:02:37 PM »
Please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

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« Reply #752 on: July 05, 2020, 08:23:56 PM »
Marge : Homer, look! It's a TV Guide owned by Jackie O!

John : You should see the crossword puzzle! She thought Mindy lived with "Mark."

Homer : Give her a break! Her husband was killed!

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« Reply #753 on: July 05, 2020, 08:25:39 PM »
Pepi: Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations!

Homer: Well, that one's Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper-looking thing is... Alan, the cowboy.

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« Reply #754 on: July 10, 2020, 08:02:33 PM »


Lisa, you will respect your new mother! Now, give her a kiss. Kisssss her!!! Argh!!!!



Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! All right, let's get our stories straight... she tripped, right?

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« Reply #755 on: July 18, 2020, 07:01:47 PM »
This isn't a quote, but I loved this shitpost and keep thinking about it and chuckling.


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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #756 on: July 18, 2020, 09:00:21 PM »
Similarly, this one in the Nintendo switch thread made me laugh


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« Reply #757 on: July 18, 2020, 09:11:52 PM »
lol! this is outstanding... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gB-Vcyrk8s

the vintage-era shitposts and callbacks are better than the show itself.

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« Reply #758 on: July 18, 2020, 09:53:50 PM »
This guy's channel is full of them

https://www.youtube.com/c/JuiceOne/videos

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« Reply #759 on: July 20, 2020, 01:24:04 AM »
This guy's channel is full of them

https://www.youtube.com/c/JuiceOne/videos

Sugarposting gives me life.

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #760 on: July 23, 2020, 11:54:36 PM »
“Question 60: ‘I prefer the smell of:
"a). Gasoline, b). French fries, or c). Bank customers’.”

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« Reply #761 on: July 24, 2020, 01:14:12 AM »
Steamed Hams, Take On Me style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iol3Xydcn4I

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #762 on: July 24, 2020, 03:51:22 PM »
“Question 60: ‘I prefer the smell of:
"a). Gasoline, b). French fries, or c). Bank customers’.”

Brilliant.

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« Reply #763 on: July 25, 2020, 02:44:55 PM »
This shitpost is glorious.


Is there a market for a shitpost thread? I realise it's probably poor etiquette to post it here.

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #764 on: August 11, 2020, 11:11:08 AM »
Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

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« Reply #765 on: August 15, 2020, 01:26:55 PM »
I travelled the world and the seven seas, I am watching YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!

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