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Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.

Started by The Lurker, May 30, 2019, 04:38:25 PM

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Quote from: Old Gold Tooth on July 05, 2020, 03:11:21 PM
Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

Edit: balls, this was posted on this very page. Just watched the ep and I got giddy. I'll never be HoJu.

Sebastian Cobb

Please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

willy crossit

Marge : Homer, look! It's a TV Guide owned by Jackie O!

John : You should see the crossword puzzle! She thought Mindy lived with "Mark."

Homer : Give her a break! Her husband was killed!

Ferris

Pepi: Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations!

Homer: Well, that one's Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper-looking thing is... Alan, the cowboy.

The Lurker



Lisa, you will respect your new mother! Now, give her a kiss. Kisssss her!!! Argh!!!!



Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! All right, let's get our stories straight... she tripped, right?

Sebastian Cobb

This isn't a quote, but I loved this shitpost and keep thinking about it and chuckling.


Ferris

Similarly, this one in the Nintendo switch thread made me laugh


Sebastian Cobb

lol! this is outstanding... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gB-Vcyrk8s

the vintage-era shitposts and callbacks are better than the show itself.


The Lurker


Sebastian Cobb

"Question 60: 'I prefer the smell of:
"a). Gasoline, b). French fries, or c). Bank customers'."

Blumf


Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on July 23, 2020, 11:54:36 PM
"Question 60: 'I prefer the smell of:
"a). Gasoline, b). French fries, or c). Bank customers'."

Brilliant.

Sebastian Cobb

This shitpost is glorious.


Is there a market for a shitpost thread? I realise it's probably poor etiquette to post it here.

Sebastian Cobb

Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

The Lurker

I travelled the world and the seven seas, I am watching YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!

Pink Gregory

Here in my car

I am hosing off blood

some of it's mine

but most of it's not!

Here's Marge