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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #660 on: December 06, 2019, 10:23:08 AM »
"What's the matter wid ya, kid?  Ya told me this stream was shallow!  Why you whe-heh-huh-huh, you oooohhhhh, kid, I'll-get-even-with-you.  I'lllllaarrgghhhhbbblluurrrgggghhhh glug glug glug"

I think about this bit a lot.

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #661 on: December 08, 2019, 01:09:45 AM »
Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon sand."

Homer: And you remember... Matthew... 21:17.

Lovejoy: "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #662 on: December 08, 2019, 01:48:52 PM »
'Argh! Shark boy!'

alan nagsworth

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #663 on: December 08, 2019, 05:41:15 PM »
WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO AN EVENING OF EXCITING QUARTER MILE ACTION ACTION ACTION

OUR FIRST RACE IS A BENEFIT FOR DAREDEVIL LANCE MURDOCK WHO'S HOSPITALISED WITH CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER LIVER LIVER


Woo, all right! Liver!

alan nagsworth

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #664 on: December 08, 2019, 05:45:05 PM »
Smithers: Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Drag Strip! It'll be motorised mayhem mayhem mayhem! ... Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business ... Get ready for fun fun fun! ... Uh, people are already here. We don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we? Let go of me! Where are you throwing me?!

amateur

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #665 on: December 08, 2019, 08:38:39 PM »
Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there is no news yet. Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds. Good night, everybody.

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #666 on: December 09, 2019, 09:27:01 AM »
May cause loss of scalp and penis.

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #667 on: December 09, 2019, 01:28:14 PM »
Barney dressed as Lincoln : I have some doubts about our Stonewall Jackson

Apu, in Raj regalia and turban : the South will come again!

alan nagsworth

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #668 on: December 09, 2019, 07:35:24 PM »
Unitas: What do you make of the Lady Krusty moustache removal system now, Angelique?

Angelique: It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas! But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

Unitas: Probably!

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #669 on: December 11, 2019, 04:27:18 PM »
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir.
Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.
Homer: I'll have it on your desk tomorrow morning, sir.

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #670 on: December 11, 2019, 05:30:10 PM »
HOMER to MOE:
I used to hate the smell of your sweaty feet.
But now it's the smell of victory.

samadriel

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #671 on: December 12, 2019, 01:27:19 PM »
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir.
Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.
Homer: I'll have it on your desk tomorrow morning, sir.

Lisa: Bart! Leave Simpson alone!

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« Reply #672 on: December 12, 2019, 01:52:23 PM »

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #673 on: December 12, 2019, 02:24:30 PM »
Teacher: Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
Bart: Triangle.
Teacher: Very good, Bart. You have first choice of toys for free play.
Bart: Cool! I call the Flintstones phone.
Fred: Yabba dabba do, I like talkin' to you!

Non Stop Dancer

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #674 on: December 12, 2019, 04:06:28 PM »
Smithers: Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Drag Strip! It'll be motorised mayhem mayhem mayhem! ... Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business ... Get ready for fun fun fun! ... Uh, people are already here. We don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we? Let go of me! Where are you throwing me?!
One of my favourites. The delivery of the last line is beyond perfect.

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #675 on: December 13, 2019, 10:38:09 AM »
One of my favourites. The delivery of the last line is beyond perfect.

This is along the same lines:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capitol City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively.

Jerzy Bondov

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #676 on: December 13, 2019, 10:39:28 AM »
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Democracy simply doesn't work.

amateur

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #677 on: December 16, 2019, 06:49:47 PM »
Now remember, we're parked in the Itchy lot.

(say this every single time I park the car)

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #678 on: December 16, 2019, 09:35:43 PM »
Kent Brockman: "Homer, organised labour has been called a ‘big lumbering dinosaur’.”
Homer: “AHH!”
Kent: “…Okay, my producers are telling me not to talk to you anymore.”
Homer: “WOO-HOO!”

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« Reply #679 on: December 16, 2019, 10:16:16 PM »
"Elloooo, Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land, open for business! 'Oo are you to resist it, uhhh? Come on, mah last paycheck bounced! Mah children need wine!"

easytarget

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #680 on: December 16, 2019, 10:31:21 PM »
Now remember, we're parked in the Itchy lot.
(say this every single time I park the car)

Me too. Never gets old (I take the rolled eyes of my companions to mean 'ha - good one, easytarget, there you go making that joke again').

"Mah children need wine!"

This too.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #681 on: December 19, 2019, 09:45:19 PM »
What do I need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals!
Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
*groans* Look, Homer! There's that bird you like to argue with!


Jerzy Bondov

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    • righto so ive got five minutes off work and uh yeah im gonna have a cheeky volvic
Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #682 on: December 20, 2019, 09:14:24 AM »
What do I need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals!
Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
*groans* Look, Homer! There's that bird you like to argue with!


Well well well, if it isn't Professor Know-It-All

buttgammon

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #683 on: December 21, 2019, 10:22:52 AM »
Reverend Lovejoy: It's obvious what's happened here, Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house.

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #684 on: December 21, 2019, 10:30:29 AM »
"Oh, this is the worst party ever!"

"I don't know...remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock."

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« Reply #685 on: December 21, 2019, 10:45:23 AM »
"Please don't tell people this is how I live!"

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #686 on: December 21, 2019, 11:43:08 AM »
Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
Fact: Cable companies are big, faceless corporations, which makes it okay!

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« Reply #687 on: December 21, 2019, 02:44:21 PM »
They're heading for the old mill!

"No we're not!"

... well, let's go to the old mill anyway! Get some cider!

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #688 on: December 24, 2019, 01:31:10 AM »
“You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir.”

“Okay. I will go....Hey, wait a minute.”

Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #689 on: January 01, 2020, 01:50:25 PM »
If you kids, can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around and there will be no Cape Canaveral for anyone

Nelson reaches out slaps the back of this blokes head

Thats it! Back to Winnipeg

I love how Nelson has just ruined that families holiday with a mindless act of violence.

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