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Jim Bob

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« Reply #690 on: January 01, 2020, 05:49:03 PM »

♫They love, they share♫
♫They share and love and share♫
♫Love, love, love♫
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♫The Itchy and Scratchy Show♫

Itchy and Scratchy in 'Porch Pals'

"Lemonade?"

"Please."

"I made it just for you."

"You are my best friend."

"Mmm. This really hits the spot."

"Mm. Doesn't it though?"

"You make really good lemonade, Scratchy."

"Aw, thank you, Itchy."

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #691 on: January 01, 2020, 06:33:24 PM »
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, y’happy?

Jim Bob

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« Reply #692 on: January 01, 2020, 06:38:42 PM »
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, y’happy?

This reminds me of the excellent scene where Homer tries to recollect the previous evening of being drunk.  Sadly, all too relatable.

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« Reply #693 on: January 01, 2020, 09:06:29 PM »
I love the design on the fantasy dinner party bit. Very Deco. Never see anything like that now. Animation on the spin of heads is super too.


Also Maude's tits

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« Reply #694 on: February 06, 2020, 02:37:02 PM »
Skinner: Today Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era: an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies. These young minds will enjoy every academic advantage [chuckles] till they enter Springfield High School, which has no oil well.

Kid: [from audience] We got an air hockey table!

Skinner: Fine.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Simpsons quote thread? Simpsons quote thread.
« Reply #695 on: February 07, 2020, 11:02:24 PM »
HOMERCLES CARES NOT FOR BEANS

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« Reply #696 on: February 10, 2020, 03:43:47 PM »
Selma - After all, you can't spell obsequious without iou.

Homer - I'll have to take your word on that.

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« Reply #697 on: February 11, 2020, 08:49:14 PM »
I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
What the--

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« Reply #698 on: February 13, 2020, 01:02:06 PM »
Oh, Dean. This is what your new hip is going to look like.

*snap*

You're gonna have to go easy on it.

mojo filters

  • Self-impeacher
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« Reply #699 on: February 13, 2020, 02:01:21 PM »
Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg,
With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!


Dr. Nick

Jerzy Bondov

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« Reply #700 on: February 20, 2020, 11:15:42 AM »
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house: Montreal Morn

[...]

I'm sorry. All we have is Nescafe. I'm very, very sorry.

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« Reply #701 on: February 20, 2020, 01:28:50 PM »

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« Reply #702 on: February 20, 2020, 01:34:31 PM »
Dad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss.

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« Reply #703 on: February 25, 2020, 09:34:23 AM »
Homer - I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first date. Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset...Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...Yes, we have no bananas...*weeps*

Marge - Oh, that's sweet Homer. Our son is growing up, isn't he?

Homer - No, it's not that. Didn't you hear? They have no bananas!

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« Reply #704 on: February 25, 2020, 11:09:38 PM »
Homer: Is that Lisa? Oooo, I gotta call heaven. There's an angel missing!

Bart: And whose your little school friend? Wait a minute... That's Mom!

Marge: I know two fellas who will get a special dinner tonight!

(Bart and Homer high five)

Bart: Dad, do you know anything else about women?

Homer: Nope, that's it.

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #705 on: February 28, 2020, 12:00:18 AM »
Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Oh, sir, those aren't
DO AS I SAY!

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #706 on: February 28, 2020, 01:05:50 AM »
Hey chief I think there was a body in there!

I though that too, until he said “yard trimmings”. You’ve got to learn to listen, Lou.

The Lurker

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« Reply #707 on: February 28, 2020, 04:54:49 AM »
What’s for breakfast?

Toast.

I don't understand thee, Marge.

Hmm. Ye olde toast.

Oooh!

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« Reply #708 on: February 28, 2020, 08:00:01 AM »
Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Every time I see a bad support band.
EVERY time.

bgmnts

  • Depressed to the point of poisonous toxicity.
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« Reply #709 on: February 28, 2020, 02:24:54 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juj0yeI_9Fg

Inside Homer Simpson's head may be the funniest place in existence. Belly laughs at the gary glitter and the undivided attention.

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #710 on: February 28, 2020, 11:40:09 PM »
Yeah, hi, I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. Who is this?
Oh, well, this is um, the uh ... The Listen Lady.
Yeah, well listen, lady, I got so many problems I, I don't even know where to begin here.
Okay ... um, why don't you start from the top?
All righty. Uh, number one, I've lost the will to live.
Aw, that's ridiculous, Moe. You've got lots to live for.
Really? That's not what Reverend Lovejoy's been telling me. Wow, you're good, thanks

The Lurker

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« Reply #711 on: February 29, 2020, 07:44:01 AM »
“Hey, Marge, after your big tantrum against legalised gambling I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.”

“I was for the casino!”

“Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...”

Legalised gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

*Phone rings* For you, it’s the president

Y’ello?

“And then I said to the president - get this... Marge? Marge?”


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« Reply #712 on: March 02, 2020, 11:46:05 AM »
Mr. Devereaux, I can't work under these conditions.
Have it your way, baby. You're fired.
Oh, Avery.
Call me Mr. Devereaux.

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« Reply #713 on: March 02, 2020, 11:48:29 AM »
- Lise, check it out. Time for chilli.
- I saw it, Bart.
- You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat.
- What hat?
- Ah, this baby's wasted on an idiot like you.

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #714 on: March 02, 2020, 07:36:31 PM »
- Lise, check it out. Time for chilli.
- I saw it, Bart.
- You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat.
- What hat?
- Ah, this baby's wasted on an idiot like you.



Daddy, are you going to jail?
We'll see, son.
We'll see.

ToneLa

  • New Jack City
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« Reply #715 on: March 06, 2020, 12:18:51 PM »
If you kids, can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around and there will be no Cape Canaveral for anyone

Nelson reaches out slaps the back of this blokes head

Thats it! Back to Winnipeg

I love how Nelson has just ruined that families holiday with a mindless act of violence.

OLD but I love it also because that journey is absolutely massive

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« Reply #716 on: March 09, 2020, 10:28:29 AM »
Marge, name one successful person who ever lived without air conditioning?

Balzac.

No need for potty mouth just because you can’t think of one.

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« Reply #717 on: March 09, 2020, 10:33:26 AM »
Homer - But how did you find me?
Marge - Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.

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« Reply #718 on: March 10, 2020, 12:21:28 PM »
TV:    So call me now!  $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer: [dials the number]
Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's...  Hot-...
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #719 on: March 11, 2020, 11:59:29 PM »


REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU.

JUST ONE THING.

MY CAR BROKE DOWN.

I'M JOE NAMATH.

MY CAR BROKE DOWN.

IT WAS JUST VAPOR LOCK.

VAPOR LOCK... VAPOR LOCK... VAPOR LOCK.

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