Goodzilla

[touchingcloth]

Monster as fuck, and volunteering at Oxfam.

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You hear an almighty roar behind you, you turn around in terror and Goodzilla is helping a dear old lady across the road.

[rasta-spouse]

While making a substantial contribution to a Zach Braff kickstarter project he prevents a ram-raid on an Ocado fulfillment centre with his tail.

[Glebe]

Sting Kong also does his bit, volunteering to help people with discs in their mouth in the rainforests and recording crap, watered-down white jazz charity singles or summit like that.

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Goodzilla is very kindly helping out at the local car crushing plant.  The best bit is the way he is listening carefully to instructions from the site owner before doing all the tasks.

[Glebe]

"And Good-zoookie!"

[touchingcloth]

Goodzilla's pay packet doesn't contain his usual share of the split tips, but he knows customers have been giving them at their usual rate. He brings this to the manager's attention, and the manager says that he had a leaky shower at home so he used the tips to pay for a plumber, and he hopes that's cool.

Goodzilla says it's totally cool, in spite of the fact that he could eat the manager in a single mouthful or smite him with his tail if he had a mind to.