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Forgotten Ice Lollies.

Started by willpurry, June 01, 2019, 08:34:40 PM

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willpurry

Shoestring lolly.

Shaped like a microphone with chocolate ice cream bottom and cola ice top.

Green wrapper.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I enjoyed Gay lolly.

"Daddy can I have a Gay"

"Yes. Yes here is a Gay. And what will Mum be having? Ah, another Gay, how silly of me to forget"


Pingers



Shoulders?-Stomach!

Grave Milk that was one wasn't it

20p at Co Op for Grave Milk. Lick your tombstone before it melts

Glebe

Scary Ice Bones!

It was a kind of watery nightmare.

Bazooka

Lancashire Coldpot, refreshing and hearty, all on one stick.

Spoon of Ploff

Smith's Ice Lollies.

They were just ice on a stick, but came with a little blue bag full of salt.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Mark E. Smith's Ice Lollies

Frozen speed on a stick, with a nice little B+H cigarette frozen therein, and jutting out at a jaunty angle.

rasta-spouse

Johnny Vaughn and Denise's Big Breakfast Lolly - a bitumen core, pebble dashed and brushed with rosemary and cocaine. Recommended to be eaten with a crowd of sycophants.

jobotic




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Ice lollies are never forgotten are they?  Otherwise it's just cruel that they melt.

Shit Good Nose

Iced Cream

It was just frozen double cream on a stick.  "A good source of calcium" the wrapper proclaimed. 

Withdrawn from sale following that wave of kids dying from massive heart attacks and cholesterol poisoning in the early 80s.

FAP!!! Lollies were amazing, lovely and creamy and in the shape of a hand,

DrGreggles

Farmer's Creamy Phallus was a favourite of mine.

Full of creamy goodness, with just a hint of goat shit.

willpurry

Quote from: DrGreggles on June 03, 2019, 12:33:14 PM
Farmer's Creamy Phallus was a favourite of mine.

Full of creamy goodness, with just a hint of goat shit.

CAROL HAWKINS: Full of creamy goodness.
TED MOULT: With just a hint of goat shit.

seepage

at infants school, if no-one was MIA after the cross-country run, we were given a choice of a little lime-flavoured or chocolate lolly out of a big catering pack. Anyone else have those?

Bazooka

Gammon Eggs & Pineapple, spent many a summers day slurping on the three tiered icy treat, starting at the top with the salty hit, and working your way down to the sweet and acidic bottom.

Fandango!
Orange Ponce
Kellogg's Frosties On A Stick
Mumphy
Lyons' Fleshlight
Grenville Ultra
Walls' Fuck That!
Vanilla Mimsy
Chocolate Mimsy
Mini Mimsy
Toffee Bastard

Absorb the anus burn

The Finger Fuck from Walls.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

A few classics I think they should bring back.






Norton Canes

Kent Lollies

The whole of Kent, on a stick

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Corden's Tit is still being made nowadays but it's already been forgotten.