Legend Garegga

[The Boston Crab]

What do you get if you cross Legend Gary with relatively well-known 90s Japanese shoot em up Battle Garegga?

[seepage]

I could beat those kids easy, Daz, if I had access to the stuff they're on. 

[greenman]

A man who hangs out with Pubes Darius?

A man who lays the foundation for Brexit Hell games?

[The Boston Crab]

Oh, yes. The thread was worth it for Pubes Darius.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Daris' bonnet is absolutely ruined after Garegga does 'wax on, wax off' with a grit filled chamois.

[Chollis]

Legend Gyarados

[the]

Drives a grey Lancia

[greenman]

Thinks the end boss of Black Metal is for pretentious cunts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNrmJS9JrrI&t=32m2s

Gets thrown out of the local arcade for behaving inappropriately to the Sexy Parodius cabinet.

[madhair60]

Legend Garegga plays Dangun Feveron outside of its intended Japanese locale and is summarily prosecuted to the full extent of the jam.