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Fit or Not Fit

Started by Bazooka, June 03, 2019, 04:14:50 PM

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Bazooka

Moira Stewart nude, scrambling around on a bouncy castle eating Haribo, consensus: Fit

Bazooka

Pat Butcher, mutilating her own ankles on Shrove Tuesday, verdict: Not Fit.

Glebe


Bazooka

Serena Williams filling out adoption paperwork, to adopt herself,verdict: Fit.

rasta-spouse

Lucy Worsley pureeing an Edwardian loveseat in a nutribullet and then pouring the coarse mixture all down her sopping front in a room with peeling wallpaper and refugees. Also she's wearing musical socks with little hippos on them.

Word to the wise: FIT

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Jane Asher just making cakes! 'Cos that's what she does, you know, makes cakes! There she is, with the bowl full of cake mix and that, looking as happy as the day is long, her husband Gerald Scarfe comes in and tries to draw a caricature of her , but utterly fails to make her look the slightest bit grotesque!
And we all know why! verdict: Fit, orbviously.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Esther Rantzen with a look of mortification on her face , as The Wedding Present play on her afternoon telly programme, clearly thinking "What the *fuck* is this?"


Verdict: FIT! Aaaaaaaah!