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Shitstains wiping excrement on political threads just before elections

Started by Absorb the anus burn, June 05, 2019, 12:15:33 PM

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hummingofevil

Quote from: Tommy Robwatson on June 06, 2019, 12:24:45 AM
This seemed to be most appropriate thread.

I've just (around an hour ago) enjoyed some monumental to the extent of being utterly life-changing good fortune. And as a result I'm both humbled - I can't be annoyed about anything right now - and faced with a sea of opportunities (the necessary means) enabling me to pivot and vastly expand my focus.

Even a few seconds ago I intended to leave you some advice, but I'm so elated, I'm lost for anything less than the kindest of words. So thank you. Enthusiasm, passion and belief are good to see.

So you fucking off because you won the Euromillions?


Jittlebags

Have you fuckers stopped responding to this cunt yet? I've been away on a mission.

hummingofevil

Quote from: Jittlebags on June 06, 2019, 01:41:40 AM
Have you fuckers stopped responding to this cunt yet? I've been away on a mission.

Just found it easier to change my entire viewpoint and start agreeing with him. It's all rather liberating knowing that I am a tedious cunt rather than simply suspecting it all these years.

Alternatively, people getting annoyed at posters replying to trolls is the new getting annoyed by trolls.

Bronzy

Quote from: Tommy Robwatson on June 06, 2019, 12:24:45 AM
This seemed to be most appropriate thread.

I've just (around an hour ago) enjoyed some monumental to the extent of being utterly life-changing good fortune. And as a result I'm both humbled - I can't be annoyed about anything right now - and faced with a sea of opportunities (the necessary means) enabling me to pivot and vastly expand my focus.

Even a few seconds ago I intended to leave you some advice, but I'm so elated, I'm lost for anything less than the kindest of words. So thank you. Enthusiasm, passion and belief are good to see.

You've managed to get a friend to suck you off?




phantom_power

Quote from: hummingofevil on June 06, 2019, 01:51:27 AM
Just found it easier to change my entire viewpoint and start agreeing with him. It's all rather liberating knowing that I am a tedious cunt rather than simply suspecting it all these years.

Alternatively, people getting annoyed at posters replying to trolls is the new getting annoyed by trolls.

Well it is quite annoying when he seems to be being ignored and someone responds and starts the process again, a bit like fucking up a clay pot by poking it to see if it is dry after hours in the kiln and having to start again

On the other hand, as Mr Oakey said, we're only human, of flesh and blood we're made, born to make mistakes

Paul Calf


Gerald Fjord

participation in the politics threads is a pathology. getting all pompously outraged at their not being moderated to your satisfaction makes you genuinely - and i say this with the deepest love and sympathy -genuinely unhinged.

Paul Calf


madhair60

Quote from: Gerald Fjord on June 06, 2019, 08:37:12 AM
participation in the politics threads is a pathology. getting all pompously outraged at their not being moderated to your satisfaction makes you genuinely - and i say this with the deepest love and sympathy -genuinely unhinged.

Not sure that's correct

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

I don't think it's particularly unhinged to not want some hateful troll shitting all over your threads of intelligent political discourse, tbh ( and his comments in the thread in which he bigs up Katie Hopkins of all cunts, while crowbarring in his pitiful cowardly custard Corbyn nonsense show that blatant troll is blatant troll ).

Noonling

Quote from: Tommy Robwatson on June 06, 2019, 12:24:45 AM
This seemed to be most appropriate thread.

I've just (around an hour ago) enjoyed some monumental to the extent of being utterly life-changing good fortune. And as a result I'm both humbled - I can't be annoyed about anything right now - and faced with a sea of opportunities (the necessary means) enabling me to pivot and vastly expand my focus.

Even a few seconds ago I intended to leave you some advice, but I'm so elated, I'm lost for anything less than the kindest of words. So thank you. Enthusiasm, passion and belief are good to see.

Did you get promoted to Senior Troll? If so, what's the pay rise like? Was there an extra interview stage? Could I get fast tracked to Senior Troll?

Hope this thread can finally yield some value and I can start earning £££s.

NoSleep

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on June 06, 2019, 08:46:42 AM
I don't think it's particularly unhinged to not want some hateful troll shitting all over your threads of intelligent political discourse, tbh ( and his comments in the thread in which he bigs up Katie Hopkins of all cunts, while crowbarring in his pitiful cowardly custard Corbyn nonsense show that blatant troll is blatant troll ).

So ignore him.


Gerald Fjord

"This cretin is RUINING my meal!" he bellowed, smashing his fist into the dauphinoise, flecking the broccoli with spittle

biggytitbo

Quote from: Gerald Fjord on June 06, 2019, 08:37:12 AM
participation in the politics threads is a pathology. getting all pompously outraged at their not being moderated to your satisfaction makes you genuinely - and i say this with the deepest love and sympathy -genuinely unhinged.


I think it's perfectly reasonable to have political threads on here that people can choose to participate in, but then demand that they must be conducted exactly as they want and that everyone must agree with them or they should be banned. That's entirely normal and not unhinged.

Paul Calf

Wicked.

Can I come round to your house and shit on your coffee table? Freem, mate. Freeman moxy, mate.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 06, 2019, 09:02:51 AM

I think it's perfectly reasonable to have political threads on here that people can choose to participate in, but then demand that they must be conducted exactly as they want and that everyone must agree with them or they should be banned. That's entirely normal and not unhinged.
Tacitly defending Tommy Democracy's cominghomeourgloriousleaderFarage there ,Biggy ? HaHaHa! You great big twat!

Buelligan

Quote from: Gerald Fjord on June 06, 2019, 08:58:17 AM
"This cretin is RUINING my meal!" he bellowed, smashing his fist into the dauphinoise, flecking the broccoli with spittle

I get your point but I think you're kind of, missing it.  These "trolls" are ruining the meal by smashing their fists into the potatoes, that's the reality.  It's not, for the most part, the regular diners.

I don't include biggy's posts (obviously) because, even though I see them as often aimed at provocation (rather than adding anything useful to the conversation), he has contributed here in the past and hope he will again. 

This other one, not sure how to refer to them, absolutely certainly has visited here before and in my opinion, contributes nothing whatsoever but destruction, anger and disruption.  It's not even funny or novel.  Just watching someone shit into a newspaper day after day.  Boring and ugly.

People who come here to talk and there have been some truly interesting discussions here over the years, people for whom these reasoned debates are interesting and valuable, are not being unreasonable (or pathological) when they object to someone trashing the place day after day (IMO).

For my own part, as I've already said.  I've seen this one come and go before, (s)he will go soon enough and then we can get back to enjoying life here.  In the mean time it really is best left alone (which is why I was reluctant to even add to this thread).

phantom_power

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 06, 2019, 09:02:51 AM

I think it's perfectly reasonable to have political threads on here that people can choose to participate in, but then demand that they must be conducted exactly as they want and that everyone must agree with them or they should be banned. That's entirely normal and not unhinged.

That isn't what anyone is saying and I am pretty sure you know that

Cuellar

Quote from: Jittlebags on June 06, 2019, 01:41:40 AM
Have you fuckers stopped responding to this cunt yet? I've been away on a mission.

It was going well for a while...

Cuellar

Quote from: Endicott on June 05, 2019, 04:06:52 PM
Genius idea. I've updated the Tampermonkey script. I don't have access to Goldfinger but if I can be arsed I'll submit a PR to PCalf's git repository. If you're using it in tampermonkey you can control this optionally by what bits you comment out with // at the bottom.


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+1 for this, very nice

biggytitbo

Quote from: phantom_power on June 06, 2019, 09:20:15 AM
That isn't what anyone is saying and I am pretty sure you know that


if you literally cannot bear to even ignore tommyrobwatson then maybe he isn't the problem? He's obviously trying to push some buttons and you're letting him. I learnt to ignore people doing this when I was a child, its really really easy.

Buelligan

Well stop pushing buttons now, biggy.  That would be helpful.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Hmmmmm....didn't Biggy's buddy Tommy specifically use the phrase "the mental illness known as Trans " in the Katie Hopkins thread? If he'd used it in 'Oscillations", he could have been referring to that crap Neil Young album, I suppose.
Anyway, didn't Neil ban someone (think it was manticore ) for making hateful, bigoted reference to yer transgender types? Just sayin'.

Cuellar


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Is there a chance Tommy Poochpoker is Graeme Garden ( I like to explore all possibilities ) ?