Why are you all trying to irritate me?

[pancreas]

You're all doing it deliberately. I can see it clear as day.

[Cuellar]

We're bored sir

[Replies From View]

Too hot sir and you won't let us drink any water sir.

[Lordofthefiles]

What do you mean?
*smug knowing look*

[pancreas]

What do you mean?
*smug knowing look*

^state of this. I mean, this sort of shit really boils my piss.

[Lordofthefiles]

^state of this. I mean, this sort of shit really boils my piss.

What? I'm literally just sitting here doing nowt.

[Glebe]

Get your feet off the table, pancreas. And put them bins out.

[pancreas]

What? I'm literally just sitting here doing nowt.

You know what you're doing. We all know what you're doing.

Also look at this from GB:

Work every little minor foible met with fucking falsified hysterics. Ah, I put that number in wrong, that's not right is it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT

What does he think he's playing at posting this sort of thing where he knows I can read it?

[Lordofthefiles]

You know what you're doing. We all know what you're doing.

Also look at this from GB:

What does he think he's playing at posting this sort of thing where he knows I can read it?

*exasperated yet smug knowing look around classroom*

I honestly don't know what you mean sir. Honestlyyyyy!

[Lordofthefiles]

*Begins coughing unrealistically loud at fifteen second intervals*

[pancreas]

Get your feet off the table, pancreas. And put them bins out.

Glebe, I'm warning you. This is me, giving you a warning.

[Glebe]

*Begins coughing unrealistically loud at fifteen second intervals*

I remember in (Irish bookshop) Eason some years ago, a guy was browsing a magazine and coughing incessantly in a very annoying way. A bloke standing beside him asked him to stop and a row ensued. That is all.

Glebe, I'm warning you. This is me, giving you a warning.

Tch, you're always given warnings.

Always giving warnings. *folds arms and goes all quiet*

[Howj Begg]

It's not our fault if you're very easily irritated. Other people would react much more placidly to mild tongue clicking or having a plastic funnel shoved up their anus. You need to calm down mate, take a walk, maybe a laquer and a wink or two.

[Cuellar]

Sir is it true you invented the hovercraft sir?

[Uncle TechTip]

HUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*pause* HUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

[Lordofthefiles]

Huuuuuuuummmmmmmm

[pancreas]

What is that damnable bloody racket? Is that one of you lot? I'm half a mind to take some sort of revenge on you.

[Glebe]

[seepage]

Hi pancreas, why not chill out with a nice bit of Brie and a glass of white zinfandel?

[pancreas]

Oh my god, that is so damned irritating. I mean it really is.

[Glebe]

*starts using a buzzsaw*

[Howj Begg]

90% of maths is useless.

Brexit = Brexit.





only equation which matters mate

[seepage]

*plays crude version of Aqualung done on his Casio FX-501P*

[BlodwynPig]

Lay off the drogues for a bit

[pancreas]

I thought that going on my lunch break might have helped matters. It has not.

Glebe, please find a remote part of the world and stand in a corner of it.

Howj Begg, please have a good think about whether this is representative of your best work.

seepage, please attack yourself with a plaice.

BlodwynPig, please PM me your wife's email address.

[Sebastian Cobb]

irritate this *points at crotch*

[Spoon of Ploff]

[Fishfinger]

I really deserved an A that time.

[Replies From View]

*fart noise*

[pancreas]

I'm sorry Replies but that is really silly. Really, quite beneath a poster of your quality. I actually feel quite sorry for you right now.