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Why are you all trying to irritate me?

Started by pancreas, June 06, 2019, 12:46:52 PM

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Pingers

Replies From View did that fart noise sir

BlodwynPig

Quote from: pancreas on June 06, 2019, 02:23:35 PM
I thought that going on my lunch break might have helped matters. It has not.

Glebe, please find a remote part of the world and stand in a corner of it.

Howj Begg, please have a good think about whether this is representative of your best work.

seepage, please attack yourself with a plaice.

BlodwynPig, please PM me your wife's email address.

How the math working out for ya

pancreas

Quote from: Pingers on June 06, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Replies From View did that fart noise sir

Please don't draw attention to him; it's what he wants you to do.

Pingers


Replies From View

Quote from: Pingers on June 06, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Replies From View did that fart noise sir

I didn't sir it was Pingers who did it.

Replies From View

Quote from: Pingers on June 06, 2019, 05:13:35 PM
And he honks of errands sir

Sir I don't honk of errands Pingers is lying again.

Replies From View

Quote from: pancreas on June 06, 2019, 05:12:57 PM
Please don't draw attention to him; it's what he wants you to do.

But it's not fair sir Pingers is always trying to get me in trouble.



*fart noise*

kittens

mr pancreas what's a billion times a billion

Replies From View

Mr pancreas is it true that you have a tattoo of a child's face around your anus?


Which child is it, sir?

Pingers

Quote from: Replies From View on June 06, 2019, 06:58:11 PM
Mr pancreas is it true that you have a tattoo of a child's face around your anus?




Which child is it, sir?

Pingers Minor

Cuellar

sir can you play Beethoven's piano sonata no. 112 in pingers minor sir

pancreas

Shut up, Cuellar, just shut up and do some work.

Ray Travez


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BlodwynPig

Quote from: Replies From View on June 07, 2019, 02:43:30 AM
*fart noise*

Every time Pancreas settles into his daily work, those complicated mathematical problems aching to be solved

Every time Pancreas settles down for the night, his head alighting on the feathery pillow

Every time Pancreas settles into his arthouse cinema seat, anticipating the start of the newly restored classic Sansho the Bailiff

Every time Pancreas settles on his ermine lined organ stool, fingers poised to let loose on another Mendelssohn reworking

Replies From View

Then welcome


Mmmmm classroom flatulation audio effect welcome

Stoneage Dinosaurs


Cuellar

He's lying sir he's wrote 'Mr pancreas is a length' over and over

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Sir can I go to my piano lesson sir

Sir I definitely didn't ask my piano teacher to schedule it for 15 minutes before the lesson ends so that I wouldn't be here when you set the homework so as to use that as the excuse for not having done the homework next lesson sir

Also sir I saw Cuellar get his naughty part out on the desk sir

seepage

Sir, Pater purchased me a new repro slide rule from the vape store, sir. When can I use it sir? Pater said it was very expensive, sir, 17th century or something, sir?

pancreas

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on June 07, 2019, 07:50:19 PM
Sir can I go to my piano lesson sir

Why can't you just draw a piano on some paper and practise on that? This is too much, Wegger, too much.

As to the rest of you: just cut it out, it's bloody aggravating what you're doing. Honestly, truly, it really is.

Anagram of a Shit Name

Quote from: pancreas on June 06, 2019, 05:10:54 PM
I'm sorry Replies but that is really silly. Really, quite beneath a poster posterior of your quality. I actually feel quite sorry for you right now.

FTFY

Ferris


Glebe

I've really taken a profound dislike to pancreas lately. Anyone else find that?

*starts clipping toenails*

poo


pancreas


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Glebe on June 06, 2019, 12:52:27 PM
Get your feet off the table, pancreas. And put them bins out.

Shouldn't be smoking bins anyway

PlanktonSideburns

Shall we all refer to him as

Spankreas from now on?

Bet that would wind him up

Paul Calf

Quote from: Pingers on June 06, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Replies From View did that fart noise sir

Grass. You're DEAD at break time.