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Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« on: June 08, 2019, 06:02:05 PM »
Looks fucking shit

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2019, 06:07:07 PM »
Game over Greggy?

Game over GRAVE

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2019, 06:26:02 PM »
Can't keep track of which one this is. Is this the one from the Titanfall/Apex Legends people? It'll get cancelled anyway.

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2019, 06:36:39 PM »
Okay, I've watched 5 minutes of the trailer, and it's a 6-7/10 action game that'll get 9's and 10's from adult children.
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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2019, 06:47:47 PM »
What a surprise, another shit computer game. Africa could all have Lambos if we stopped making this fucking crap and sent them a few quid. Frickin joke.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2019, 07:19:10 PM »
Someone said it looks like Lego Star Wars but with worse graphics. Frankly, though, the worst thing about it is that it's Star Wars. I'm just sick of seeing Storm Troopers, Tie Fighters, droids and light sabers now. I actually hate seeing them at this point. You can't have nostalgia for things you've seen every week for the last 20 years.

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2019, 08:22:18 PM »
Game over Greggy?

Game over GRAVE

GRAVE over Gregory

Because, I'm going to beat him to death with his own GRAVE

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2019, 09:23:10 PM »
Felt like I'd seen that gameplay video already. Really dull.
I hate that shit where you go over like a balance beam and the game just sort of magnetizes you to it. I liked it when I could just run over it like I'd run anywhere else and if I fall off it's my fault. All these fluid impressive animations just take control away from the player.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2019, 09:47:59 PM »
Looks like a solid 6/10 game that I’ll never play.
I sorta hope it doesn’t get good reviews cos I’ll get weak near Christmas, buy it, play it for 20 minutes then never play it again. That’s what usually happens with these types of games.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2019, 09:54:33 PM »
I'll play it in 2021.

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2019, 10:32:37 PM »
Just seen the gameplay trailer thing now because I ain't watching Greggy or EAIDS and it seems quite decent. Basically every other game ever made: The Game but with great music and sounds.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2019, 11:00:17 PM »
It's Uncharted/Tomb Raider in the Star Wars world, so should be good.

I played the new Tomb Raider game recently and its enjoyable in gameplay terms, but everything else about it is turd, Lara is turned into an arsehole and the story is nonsense. Rise of the Tomb Raider though, remains a stellar game, and my favourite of the new ones, so I hope this can at least match that.

I mean the blueprint is right there, Uncharted 4 and Rise of the Tomb Raider, make a Star Wars game like that and it's a sure fire winner.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2019, 11:23:47 PM »
Game over Greggy?

Game over GRAVE
Did he keep his shirt on?

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2019, 11:28:16 PM »
I like Greg Miller, but I do think his personna is much more grating and hollow when playing up to a big crowd than when enthusing about a topic to a smaller, dedicated audience. I also find him a very nauseating presence when interacting with games developers. 

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2019, 03:27:37 AM »
Huh?  What's that?

Oh, right.

Yeah, whatever.

Fuck you, Disney.  Yadda yadda yadda.

Next.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2019, 08:14:13 PM »
Anyone played this? I only found out it existed today. Loved God of War 3, same director.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2019, 08:20:43 PM »
Yeah I ordered it because it ended up looking really good

not got it yet though

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2019, 11:48:31 PM »
Now memory of this thread or any posts I have made in Italy but I did laugh at Game Over GRAVE.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2019, 05:06:24 PM »
This is really good and satisfying

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2019, 09:58:10 PM »
I invite more details.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2019, 09:54:32 AM »
Massive rip-off of Dark Souls/Sekiro except without stamina, in that you can roll about like a properly mental bast. Deflect/parry is very satisfying, locations are all huge and Metroidy (including the Metroid Prime 3D map), just generally feels nice and "gamey" in a way a lot of AAA games don't bother.

Opening is visually impressive but very Uncharted hands-off so get through that and it will pick up nicely. I do like this. Further impressions as I make progress.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2019, 11:05:44 AM »
Played a bit more. This is GOOD.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2019, 08:59:31 PM »
Is this like open worldy with sidequests and NPCs to talk to? Sort of can't tell if it's an RPG or not.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2019, 09:09:21 PM »
Massive rip-off of Dark Souls/Sekiro except without stamina

Shite.

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2019, 09:24:35 PM »
Is this like open worldy with sidequests and NPCs to talk to? Sort of can't tell if it's an RPG or not.

Its not an RPG. There are no real sidequests. Mainly a lot of exploration.

Its a Dark Souls Metroid Sekiro Tomb Raider Uncharted (it has stamina sort of) combo in Star Wars world and its absolutely amazing.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2019, 09:29:30 PM »
Seriously good shit, far more than I expected. Fantastic sense of discovery and the levels fit together brilliantly. It's damn satisfying reflecting blaster shots too.

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2019, 01:22:47 PM »
Can you chop up some cunts with your light saber?

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2019, 01:48:14 PM »
There is absolutely no way this can be good

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Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2019, 01:54:47 PM »
it is mate it is good though swear down

Re: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2019, 02:11:58 PM »
There is absolutely no way this can be good

I think you are gonna like it. It's Star Wars's answer to Sekiro.
It's a really good game.

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