Obscure People That You Fancy.

[chveik]

Honestly, if you're a straight male then it's almost every woman in the summertime. And that's why we're a dangerous bunch who should be controlled.

this

[Twed]

The mid-to-late 90s golden age of Neighbours and Home & Away.

Annalise and her sister.
Lou Carpenter's daughter.
Lucy Robinson.
That brunette Karl Kennedy was knobbing (his younger receptionist, not Susan).
Susan Kennedy.
A blonde teacher who I can't remember the name of.
The lass who went out with that 10watt bulb Lance.
Lance's sister.
The wife of a copper in Home and Away, she had an annoying daughter called Gypsy.
Gypsy.
Marilyn.
Chloe.

Please make sure your objectification of women passes the Bechdel Test!

[Clownbaby]

I really fancy Orville Peck even though you can only ever see 8% of his face at a time

https://youtu.be/q3esGD6lcMM

I think I've always had a bit of a mask thing, I remember I had a spooky stories book when I was little with a drawing of some masked highwaymen in and I would look at them and feel all shy

[buzby]

I really fancy Orville Peck even though you can only ever see 8% of his face at a time

https://youtu.be/q3esGD6lcMM

Why has he nicked Sia's schtick? Does he get self-harming level stagefright too?

[Clownbaby]

Why has he nicked Sia's schtick? Does he get self-harming level stagefright too?

Nah apparrently he just makies fringed masks and wears them for performance value

[Dusty Substance]

Caitie Delaney on Twitter:https://twitter.com/caitiedelaney

I recently had a chemical dalliance with a woman who looks a bit like her. She turned out to be the most mental girl I've ever met (and I've met some mentals).

[mothman]

She turned out to be the most mental girl I've ever met (and I've met some mentals).

We await the thread!

[New folder]

Kevin Maguire, the political editor of the Daily Mirror, is rather attractive.

[WhoMe]

Almost as attractive as the instructional video is dull. I couldn't get through it, despite her best efforts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuRoKuHp_Nw

[Colin Sanction]

The second from the left at 1:02 of this video https://youtu.be/IwL_wP_Y2NU

Cheers for the great song Stu

[Dusty Substance]

We await the thread!

I'm saving them for my tell all memoirs. Believe me, the one from 2016 is an astonishing tale that you wouldn't believe if it was in a film.

[canadagoose]

Kevin Maguire, the political editor of the Daily Mirror, is rather attractive.

I know I'm not the world's best appreciator of male beauty, but how?!

[Shaky]

Almost as attractive as the instructional video is dull. I couldn't get through it, despite her best efforts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuRoKuHp_Nw

Oh la la! That's one nice broad!

It often alarms me how attractive Jacob Rees Mogg's equally evil sister is (she's maybe only "obscure" compared to her media-hogging brother, though):



The thought of how disgusted he would be if he saw the likes of me taking her for a low to mid-priced pie supper is the biggest turn-on of all.

[Better Midlands]

The thought of how disgusted he would be if he saw the likes of me taking her for a low to mid-priced pie supper is the biggest turn-on of all.

She could treat me to a slap up nosh.

[Chuck Armstrong]

Not sure if she's obscure as such, but I think Hannah Fry is ruddy gorgeous and is, by all accounts, a lovely person too. Just all-round brill.

[gilbertharding]

Honestly, if you're a straight male then it's almost every woman in the summertime. And that's why we're a dangerous bunch who should be controlled.

I'm GilbertHardingPoster, and I endorse this message.

[Dex Sawash]

I'm GilbertHardingPoster, and I endorse this message.

#metoo

[New folder]

I know I'm not the world's best appreciator of male beauty

Luckily, I am.

My credentials:

[Colin Sanction]

[St_Eddie]

PHWOARR!  Check out at the Photoshop on her!

[a duncandisorderly]

The second from the left at 1:02 of this video https://youtu.be/IwL_wP_Y2NU

Cheers for the great song Stu

bananarama, 'before' shot.

[buttgammon]

Katja from this Irish ad that isn't on TV any more.

[a duncandisorderly]

Katja from this Irish ad that isn't on TV any more.

"we've been dating for eleven years" is an odd thing to say. but yes.

[flotemysost]

There used to be a guy working at my local Lidl who looked a bit like a bargain-bin Cillian Murphy. He would get all stern when the queue for the self-service checkouts got out of hand. Cleanup in aisle my pants etc. etc.

[Colin Sanction]

PHWOARR!  Check out at the Photoshop on her!

She could bucket fill my lasso tool any time...

[Unnecessary Biscuits]

Caroline Crawley from 90s Ponce-Folk sensations Shelleyan Orphan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Zz7BX3tsQ

[a duncandisorderly]

Caroline Crawley from 90s Ponce-Folk sensations Shelleyan Orphan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Zz7BX3tsQ

I'd no idea she was no longer with us. that's rather sad.

[Unnecessary Biscuits]

I'd no idea she was no longer with us. that's rather sad.

For crying out loud. I didn't know that either till now. Damn it. I regret that my mentioning her now feels not in ideal taste. That second album of theirs was true joy, and now I see there was a fourth that I never knew of.

[buttgammon]

"we've been dating for eleven years" is an odd thing to say. but yes.

The dialogue in that ad is especially terrible but I must admit, the stilted, fake co-driver way she says "crashed once, rolled over three times" is part of the appeal.