Moral quandaries

[pancreas]

If you had a rectum which was so big that children could actually walk around in it, like the size of Wookey Hole, and then you were to  disguise yourself by burying yourself somewhere in Somerset with only your anus poking out of the ground, then is 10% a reasonable discount on admission charges for disabled kids?

[Pingers]

^ Laughed at this.

I think a 10% premium is perfectly reasonable if I'm honest. If they are properly disabled they should be getting DLA so could afford it.

[Replies From View]

What disabilities are we talking about?  Is there wheelchair access down into the caves?