Gurgo the disturbed nutty Gordon.

[Glebe]

Owns an original 7" single of Jamiroquai's 'Virtual Insanity'. Hasn't brushed his teeth for ten years.

[Misspent Boners]

Pronounces frustrated as an Americanized "frustrayded" and does so very often due to having a lot to be angry about

Has an immaculately preserved bedroom but sleeps and wallows in the adjacent walk-in wardrobe; which is a sty of crackpipes, soiled bedsheets and decaying food

Will stay awake for days just to avoid the risk of experiencing those painfully lucid dreams that cause him a fear beyond comprehnsion upon returning to the waking world

[Misspent Boners]

Has an extremely graphic and significant commemorative tattoo on his back but its been so long since he's either owned a mirror or spoken more than 3 words to another person that he can't for the life of him remember what that tattoo is of

[Glebe]

UPDATE: Things have gone "mental". May have to deploy the nosebags*.

*They are only nosebags in the loosely sense of the word.