Toast

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right the fuck now, dammit!

Cracking toast, dammit!

[confettiinmyhair]

In my later years I've become more of a muffin man.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Shan't.

Shart, more likely.

[idunnosomename]

would

[Dex Sawash]

What are the green things that look like bumholes?

[mothman]

Schnozcumbers.

[Cerys]

Blueberries, the sneaky little tosspots.

[Sherringford Hovis]

If you enjoy blinding flashes of white light, feeling sick and confused with a metallic taste in your mouth for days afterwards, I can recommend shutting your kettle lead in the Breville.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

It's an objective fact that Americans invented toast. This is established by Snoopy in the Thanksgiving Peanuts special.

[Brian Freeze]

Nobody going to admit to owning a see through toaster then? Or wanting one?

[a duncandisorderly]

Nobody going to admit to owning a see through toaster then? Or wanting one?

yes. wanted one. the mrs ordered what she thought was a see-through toaster from amazon. 60 fucking euros. turned out to be a normal toaster with a decorative glass panel in the side, not fucking see-through at all. it's in the basement now, & we're using the old phillips, which was fine but the nanny scratched it, & that's why it's still out & the posh new one is in the basement.
also, we don't talk about it.

my one in london is an ordinary shiny one from sainos.

I had a glass teapot once. it looked like a fish-bowl. rather odd when you used teabags in it.

[alan nagsworth]

I wouldn't like to see his ghost.

I wouldn't like to see any ghost. Scary as fuck.

[imitationleather]

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
Rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

[alan nagsworth]

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
Rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

NICE!!

My toaster is an absolute shitshow. Knackered old black plastic thing from Wilkos. The bread slots don't even accommodate a decent sized slice either, so often I have to trim the bottom crust off (the worst bit anyway but that's not the point) so get the bastards in.

But yeah it's a mess and wants putting out to pasture, it must be at least five years old and we've had a lot of people live here in that time. I dread to think what state the poor fucking crumb tray's in. Bet it looks worse than the inside of my oven.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

They mostly toast at night......

Toastly.

[mothman]

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
Rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

NICE!!

And yet recently I used the same gag elsewhere, in an apparently quite-serious discussion about ghost hunting, and got nary a titter. I hope they all die, and become really boring, humourless ghosts.

[alan nagsworth]

I hope they don't. I'm scared shitless of ghosts and frankly think the world could do without a few more marauding and spooking up the joint.