Ghost

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Ha, bet that scared you! I'm not really a ghost, of course. But that word rhymes with "toast", one of the current threads on 'ere.

Has anyone on this forum seen a ghost? Is anyone on this forum a ghost? Do I stand a "ghost" of a chance of not being seen as an annoying, immature cunt by absolutely everyone on this forum, and in the entire world?

[BlodwynPig]

I am now ghost after horrific incident in Greggs this morning.

To prove this, you will notice a shift in the atmosphere and an object will fall or relocate 30 seconds after reading this post. you will also be fully erect thereafter if you are male.

[a duncandisorderly]

you are richard herring, where's my £5?

[BlodwynPig]

Duncan, I am observing you now, in your grey underpants astraddle a korg prophecy, fully erect. To prove this...look - there is your five pounds blowing down the street outside near the Riverside stadium.

[Cerys]

I am now ghost after horrific incident in Greggs this morning.

To prove this, you will notice a shift in the atmosphere and an object will fall or relocate 30 seconds after reading this post. you will also be fully erect thereafter if you are male.

It's true!  The cat just moved its head as if watching something!  Or possibly he was washing himself - I couldn't see, as I'm hiding under the duvet.

[a duncandisorderly]

Duncan, I am observing you now, in your grey underpants astraddle a korg prophecy, fully erect. To prove this...look - there is your five pounds blowing down the street outside near the Riverside stadium.

that's not me. that's some tribute act wanker. the only korg I have is an MP4, & it's hardly ever out of its case. & gary's the boro fan. me & steve are leeds! leeds! leeds!

also, I binned the grey shreddies last month.

[BlodwynPig]

that's not me. that's some tribute act wanker. the only korg I have is an MP4, & it's hardly ever out of its case. & gary's the boro fan. me & steve are leeds! leeds! leeds!

also, I binned the grey shreddies last month.

Apologies, friend - as a ghost I have access to alternate realities and was in one of the more positive realities of your life. One in which you were a member of Public Image Limited.

Ah yes, I can see the Yorkshire rose tattoo now on your testes, neath the engorged member.

[Cerys]

That's albino ringworm, and you know it.

[Jittlebags]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Titter ye not.

[Bazooka]

I stabbed a poltergeist in the head with a fork, killed it instantly, most people don't know that is their weak spot.

[Buelligan]

[tag]Manically pedaling your pottery turd-wheel into eternity[/tag]

[a duncandisorderly]

One in which you were a member of Public Image Limited.

my face is raining, across the border.

[Inspector Norse]

that word rhymes with "toast"

Yes, indeed it does.