Christmas is getting earlier every year.

[The Boston Crab]

Look at this madness. We're technically closer to last Christmas than next.

[Inspector Norse]

Makes sense if it's a new recipe. Then if everyone hates it they have time to come up with another new one in time for Real Christmas.

[Blumf]

These new 5 pence pieces are too fiddly

[Avril Lavigne]

I hate Christmas. Halloween every day forever please.

[The Boston Crab]

Norse, can't believe your sayin they should try out new minced pie recipes on the public in June.

[Shit Good Nose]

Mince pies have always been available all year round haven't they?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Fucking love Christmas, me. The earlier the better. Don't ever stop Christmasing, Wizzard had it right. Roast a turkey every day cunts.

[Inspector Norse]

Norse, can't believe your sayin they should try out new minced pie recipes on the public in June.

Smart marketing. Give them mince pies now and they'll remember them come December and want to buy them again.

[The Boston Crab]

Mince pies have always been available all year round haven't they?

No! What?! Noooo! Are you kidding?

Smart marketing. Give them mince pies now and they'll remember them come December and want to buy them again.

I'm really losing my temper here. This is the opposite reaction to what I was expecting.

[Inspector Norse]

You're the one who bought a packet of mince pies in June and posted a picture of them.

Now we all want one.

I don't even like mince pies and I want one.

[Shit Good Nose]

No! What?! Noooo! Are you kidding?

Worst joke ever if I am.

...except for that one about the Chinese dentist.

[BlodwynPig]

Its the last Christmas on earth
The end is nigh
Pull up your chair to the hearth
And guzzle down your very last pie

[poo]

Knock knock
Who dare?
Christmas
Christmas who?
*erect penis appears through lettebox - pisses blood*

[idunnosomename]

Knock knock
Who dare?
Christmas
Christmas who?
*erect penis appears through lettebox - pisses blood*

thanks you made me sneeze into my glass of beer and blow beer in my face

[The Boston Crab]

Mince pies aren't available all year round that's mad!

[Inspector Norse]

Mince pies aren't available all year round that's mad!

How do you explain this then?

[The Boston Crab]

I downloaded the picture and made the whole thing up

[Shit Good Nose]

Mince pies aren't available all year round that's mad!

Literally available from Asda right now.

[The Boston Crab]

Fuck me. This thread has backfired tremendously. The world is so mad now it's impossible to even prank.


Eggnog on my face

[idunnosomename]

i fuck a pig each christmas

[Alberon]

Movies24 is starting its Christmas movie season from the start of July. Merry Christmas!

[Darles Chickens]

In Australia, it is actually Christmas Day on June 25th.

[Shit Good Nose]

QVC always start their chrimbo in July.  They call it Christmas In July and after that the 25th of every month up until just before chrimbo is devoted to chrimbo.  And then in mid November or summat pretty much 24/7 is devoted to chrimbo.

Mrs Nose watches QVC on occasion.

I watch QVC for Pippa Gordon.  On occasion.

In Australia, it is actually Christmas Day on June 25th.

May as fucking well be - 35degrees celsius on christmas day.  Fuck's sake.

[Replies From View]

I downloaded the picture and made the whole thing up

I didn't believe it because there's no way anyone even half-alive would take a photo of some minced pies in June without including the best before date in the picture.

[TrenterPercenter]

What is cunt flaps going on about this time? Anything good?

[bgmnts]

Get rekt

[TrenterPercenter]

Get rekt

Because it's crimbo?

[Replies From View]

WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY
WHEN THE KIDS START WANKING AND THE DADS BEGIN TO CRY



If that doesn't rhyme it is your fault.

[idunnosomename]

the consonance is stronger than most ed sheeran lyrics

[TrenterPercenter]

the consonance is stronger than most ed sheeran lyrics

My considerably older than me boss called me aside after a meeting once to show me a picture of Ed Sheeran and his son on his phone.

"now that is pretty cool he said" as I stared into the velvety dark void of my happy place, the one that prevents me bellowing CUNT into someones face.  About 10 seconds later, with him looking a bit nervous that I have had an aneurysm, I camly replied "now THAT IS very cool".

And I kept my job.