Christmas is getting earlier every year.

[Twed]

Get rekt

at the weekend, showing out

[idunnosomename]

My considerably older than me boss called me aside after a meeting once to show me a picture of Ed Sheeran and his son on his phone.

"now that is pretty cool he said" as I stared into the velvety dark void of my happy place, the one that prevents me bellowing CUNT into someones face.  About 10 seconds later, with him looking a bit nervous that I have had an aneurysm, I camly replied "now THAT IS very cool".

And I kept my job.

VERY cool.

[TrenterPercenter]

VERY cool.

No I refused to accentuate very, I remained with some dignity.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

The time for more Christmas is actually shortly after Christmas. There should be a bank holiday or something around the end of January to alleviate the winter blues. Some friends and I watch the Superbowl each year, which sort of serves the same function, but it goes on really late.

[dr_christian_troy]

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without GOD IS DEAD

[Blumf]

Winterval, mate. Fuck that Christ noise!

[Icehaven]

I feel much more well disposed towards Christmas at this time of year than at actual Christmas, mostly because I'm a contrary twat, but also because it's not everyfuckingwhere. That packet of mince pies up there? Fine, they'd be smashing with a bit of brandy cream, merry June 20th everyone. Same picture any time after the August bank holiday?FUCKOFFWITHYOURFUCKINGBASTARDCHRISTMASTHINGSYOUBASICFUCKS.

[José]

i fuck a pig each christmas

you need marriage counselling

[Better Midlands]

Chrimbo in July

Bomb The Bass grab some sleigh bells

[Dr Rock]

May as fucking well be - 35degrees celsius on christmas day.  Fuck's sake.

But because it's Australia, that's actually 35degrees below. And Father Christmas is a racist.

[Jerzy Bondov]

"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" - Rudolph Hess

[imitationleather]

You think Christmas is getting earlier every year? Well get this, my mum's just put her decorations up... Only they're for Christmas 2020!!

[VelourSpirit]

halloween never lasts long enough. i like everything looking all spooky. i'm just about ready to go to an old lighthouse right now and have a skeleton man go 'boo!'