Bored of the shower

[The Boston Crab]

Not enough time to take a bath.


We need a third option.


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Any suggestions?


Keep it practical, please.


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Or, how can you make a shower more interesting or a bath quicker?

[The Boston Crab]

RIP General Bullshit.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Some sort of talcum powder assault course?

[checkoutgirl]

Shower is the third option. Second option has always been wash basin, jug and cloth.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Loathe though I am to immediately lower the tone, have you tried dildoing your arse

[The Boston Crab]

Thanks for all the feedback but I'm thinking Technological forum is probably the last place I should have asked for hygiene advice :(

Keep em coming though.

[PlanktonSideburns]

quick question: is this about being faster than a shower, or being more fun than a shower?

[Urinal Cake]

It's called a shower radio.

[PlanktonSideburns]

shower yoga

[Uncle TechTip]

They could do a giant walk-in Dyson Airblade, at least that would speed up the towel bit.

[Inspector Norse]

Move to a riverside cabin which is, get this, on the other side of the river from where you work and socialise and shop. Then you can just wade through the river every time you go out. Also saves time by combining your morning wash and your commute.

[The Boston Crab]

Last two ideas are genuinely great. That's what I'm looking for.

[Ray Travez]

I wonder if those guys who do a hand car wash would do you? Quick; cheap; exciting. Soap you up, spray you clean, dry you and buff you off. Just FIVE POUNDS

[alan nagsworth]

Simply flay a thin layer of your skin off every day

[Sebastian Cobb]

Simply flay a thin layer of your skin off every day

I think that's how the showers in Germany work.

[Alberon]

Jetwash yourself.

Or have a hot tub installed and just jump in and out of that as needed. No fannying about filling it when you need it like a bath.

[alan nagsworth]

I think that's how the showers in Germany work.

I said "simply". That wasn't simple mate, there was some great engineering at work there. I'd like to see you do it.

[Danger Man]

Shower with a few hot co-eds

[sponk]

Buy some deodorant

[bgmnts]

Sink.

[Jittlebags]

Sink.

[alan nagsworth]

Simply sweat the dirt off

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Licked by a dedicated team of corgis. Like the queen does it.

[Ray Travez]

Sink  Stink

[Huxleys Babkins]

Lash yourself to the hull of a kayak and get taken down the rapids at your local watersports adventure park. Don't worry about snagging any sharp rocks as these will simply exfoliate your skin.

[kittens]

not enough time to take a bath? i thought you were a grown man. tell your wife to stop crappin and let you in the tub.

[Mr Farenheit]

not enough time to take a bath? i thought you were a grown man. tell your wife to stop crappin and let you in the tub.

I don't think he'd want to go in the tub if his wife had just crapped in it.

[Captain Z]

I was going along the automated car wash line, but got to thinking of something more compact like one of those full-body laser scanners, except instead of lasers it's one ring of water jets, one ring of shower gel, then a final ring of water jets that simply moves down your body in one go.

[alan nagsworth]

Simply stop accumulating dirt of any kind

[kittens]

how about a gun that shoots you in the head and kills you?