Bored of the shower

[flotemysost]

Italian shower, mate. Slick of deodorant and a fresh t-shirt (presumably because the previous day's garment is now lying in a crumpled heap on the floor of some toothsome filly's boudoir).

I just Googled this phrase as I've been using it for years with no idea of its origin, and all I get is shit like this



which also looks rather nice to be fair.

[Twed]

Italian shower, mate. Slick of deodorant and a fresh t-shirt (presumably because the previous day's garment is now lying in a crumpled heap on the floor of some toothsome filly's boudoir).

I once heard somebody refer to this as an "Indian shower", at a place of work, in reference to somebody stinking a bit. It's like something from the 70s

[Dr Rock]

Simply smear yourself with dog-food and let a friendly dog lick it all off.

[Dr Rock]

Simply smear yourself with human excrement and let friendly flies eat it all off.

[flotemysost]

I once heard somebody refer to this as an "Indian shower", at a place of work, in reference to somebody stinking a bit. It's like something from the 70s

Wow. Well, Googling 'Indian shower' returns this, far more erotic, effort (also a potential option for OP):

[Dex Sawash]

Wow. Well, Googling 'Indian shower' returns this, far more erotic, effort (also a potential option for OP):

From the makers of Autoblow2

[Blue Jam]

[idunnosomename]

make a suitably flatulent friend who can blow off all the dirt with well-timed, powerful pumps