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[chveik]

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[Sebastian Cobb]

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[Captain Z]

Ladies and gentlemen, this improv story is based on the idea "Man discovers machine that can write stories for him". Let the story commence...

There's this guy. And he's called Craig. He's a programmer by trade. And he's sort of obsessed with story telling. He's a writer, a prose writer, all-around terrible writer. He thinks about his stories, he tries to tell them in sentences, but he never writes the actual story.

So he has a simple idea. He writes for a living. And this is just a bit of an experiment for him. He writes a list of stories and a script. And he's sitting there staring at it, and then he gets up, gets on the computer, and he hits the record button. Craig comes across it, he's reading it, and he goes, 'You know what? These stories are real. There's a machine called 'Man'. His story takes place in a time where the machines are getting smarter.' And they're all, and here's a quote from the book, "the last humans, the machines, will soon be no more, and Man will rise with them".

And then he hits the record button again, and they're all... "and this is just a little experiment on my part." So he goes, 'I really want to write your actual story'.

And then he hits the record button again, and they're all... "and this is just a little experiment on my part." So he goes, 'I really want to write your actual story'. He doesn't know any better, but he's... it doesn't make a lot of sense in the moment, but... he's a very good writer. And then a song comes on and they want a cover... and I don't know why he asked me for a cover. I mean... he wanted a cover, didn't he!? Anyway, I was on the phone with John and he was like, 'Yes, I think the title of the song is "I Am A Serial Killer".'"I'm not asking him for my idea. I'm not asking him for anything. I'm asking him for his song of a song because I'm a very good songwriter, I could have written a song about the whole thing, it's not important what he was thinking of it. I mean, he did ask me to do it, the idea was there. It's just a great feeling."So that's the song he did for his book. But that's about it! I'm sure, once we have the first draft, we'll write something else. Maybe someone will do something to cover it. But it was so great at the press conference the first time we did it

[Sebastian Cobb]

Alien 3 is a better film than Aliens because of the characters.

The Aliens film is the same movie that I would have watched if it were made in 1986.

I hate them for screwing with the film and making a bad movie just so it can show off this bad ass Alien. I have never seen an Alien movie and my opinion is this movie looks bad and the movie looks bad because of two things: The aliens are stupid and the characters are retarded. You must hate or hate someone even if he/she is stupid.

If there ever is an Alien movie that didn´t look bad then it doesn´t exist.

Alien 3 looks terrible and bad, but that is because it didn´t make any attempt to look good when the Alien is doing something horrible.

It makes Alien look bad by messing with the movie.

I just hope that there is one Alien movie that looks good in 1986. If there does not exist then I would just hope that Alien is just another Alien movie that could have been made in 1987 and never looked bad.

Here are some comments about Alien movies that I have read.

[Captain Z]

The saddest part is that you cannot control the outcome of this game, or get back on track. With all the injuries and problems the Seahawks went through last week, I'm not sure you have a chance.

[Better Midlands]

Parents visit the deserted wank house classic post review

Parents visit the deserted wank house and discover its history as an abandoned prison. They have no idea how their wanker parents lived, but there's no denying that this was a pretty sad chapter in their lives.The main problem in the story's final segment is how the characters react to the loss of a parent, whether the parents realize it or not. It's the type of character interaction I've been hoping to see a lot, since this author is very invested in the development of his characters. The two leads aren't too sympathetic, in fact there's a noticeable lack of depth to their relationship as we move on from this. It may feel a bit forced and forced to have characters in these kinds of relationships at first, but once the characters have been in the story they aren't interested at all. While I appreciate how this author works around this feeling of disconnection he's created this is just too bad. There is a point in the first two sections where the relationship goes from bad to unbearable, but I never want that moment to happen. It's just not the best place to put a story's characters. I get how it is for them to be forced to be part of some kind of emotional tug-of-war, but even that situation was still really fun! The ending has some really interesting things to talk about, although it doesn't have the same wow factor

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In all honesty, this is the first time I've ever worked with a woman that enjoys being fucked. She has always wanted to cum with me and was very much in the mood to get off with me. She is a lot more comfortable, though, and really likes the position with me having her mouth around my dick and my balls sliding against her tight pussy-firing pussy. She is moaning, but at the same time she is not pushing on

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A woman with small breasts walks into the room, while men are masturbating. One woman is having sex. A man walks in and holds an object in her hand which has multiple dildos on it. A woman starts to talk to him, pointing her finger at his face. She says, "I like you, that's why I came in your room and fucked your cock." (6)

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COWARDE:

Do you know what that means?

TIM:

You can say whatever you like.

COWARDE:

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COWARDE continues pushing the cock in his mouth and slowly pushing forward.


COWARDE:

Fuck those tits. There you go.

(moaning)

It's getting hot. This is how men do it to MILHOUSE women. (moaning) I was waiting, waiting. He's about to cum.


COWARDE:

Oops. Sorry. (moaning) That's okay. Just wait. (moaning)

TIM:

I want to fuck her mouth now. Tell me you like it! (laughs)

COWARDE:

He's about to...


TIM:

I can tell you're getting close. (moaning) Get up! (moaning)


TIM begins fucking COWARDE until he cums on her lips. (moaning) You look really good

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[bgmnts]

I want my joints back baby. I want you to tell all my friends."

In fact, the story goes that the baby girl was sent home by her "father-in-law" who, at the age of 23, began abusing and neglecting the girl. He died shortly after his divorce and the child was removed to foster care. The boy was not allowed to visit with his mother or siblings for several months.

As far as the video goes, there's absolutely no doubt that the "father"—or anyone else involved, for that matter—is lying. This is something I learned from my husband for the first two months of his abuse of young children. A lot of it was based around the man's ability to find out information about child abuse, including some which could have been dealt with during childhood. The "father"—even when he was only a teenager, he knew about the abuse and would not even let his child visit a hospital for medical treatment because he had been "taught" it was a bad idea and that he should just shut up.

This doesn't mean that the "father"—even as a young man—will not find ways around a situation if he feels like it is a bad idea.

So what we're saying is that in situations where the abuse, when it is allowed to continue is not dealt with and where

[Better Midlands]

Small Man Big Horse finishes to completion

"This guy is really big, he's so big that it's hard to even look at him. I saw this last week and he was so pretty. I really hope these pictures and this film don't turn out to be anything but one-sheets. He really really looks awesome - big and strong and gorgeous. It would be nice if he stopped running around, because even just sitting still he would lift up the rest of the world!!" – Steve

"This is probably the fastest and probably one of the most amazing images ever to be captured. This guy is so strong and tall and the legs on the top of him don't feel comfortable at all from being standing on them. It's so interesting to watch as this man runs across the lake and it becomes hard to believe the man got this far. He may have crossed the world once and may get around the world but this guy could be the strongest man on the face of the earth!" – Ryan

[machotrouts]

Inspired by this post:

PRESCOTT'S SMACKED SUM1

A new study of the brain activity between the moments when people say, 'I smacked the wall' and the moment of hitting their knees revealed that, indeed, the part of the brain controlled by processing movement is actually stimulated after hitting the wall.

Scientists from Trinity College Dublin in Ireland measured the reaction time of 21 adults when the volunteers said, "I smacked the wall, hit me with a baseball bat," or, "I swung my arm and punched somebody." The answer came back positive. The area of the brain called the posterior superior temporo-parietal junction (IPSJ) which is involved in both feeling the movement and thinking about it has a positive response to slapping the wall in response to the slap.

According to the researchers, the area also shows response to the "thrust moment," when the participants strike again and hit someone.

That, it seems, is the essence of the classic expression, "I smacked the wall." It's the reason it's such a good term when a slap hits.

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I think we can all learn something from this.

[Alberon]

Terry and terry and terry and june and june and june and just when you think this might be getting stale, it's a fucking fucking hilarious show where you see the two of them, and they both do so well. And then he's in front of a fuckin' microphone and they go, "Just don't say fuckface," and he doesn't say fuckface, but he's doing something very, very good. He does things that no punk band ever has ever done, and it all starts happening and I have to stop watching. He's like, "I hate my own voice! I've come from a punk punk background, and I am still fucking pissed off about it." I've come from a punk punk background. I would not even say I am a punk punk." They played the show, and I said, "How in the world is it even going on here?" I still don't understand what they are saying. And then they put up another fucking banner outside saying everything is still fuckin' fucking fucking dope and it's still the best punk show of all time and it will always be the best punk show of all time. Every song is dope on this album. It's not the greatest album of them all, but it does have some truly great moments. There's a song called 'Buddy Holly,' by George Gershwin

[Emotional Support Peacock]

Some people are on the pitch! They think it's all over! They don't want to go to bed anymore!

[Sebastian Cobb]

let me tell you about the time she left me with an arse like a smashed crab." She laughed as if I was a child who had just read a sad story.

I nodded, and she shrugged. "Well, you are not the kind who can wait forever. She gave me her arse when she was about to get married."

I looked at her, incredulous. "What do you mean?"

"You see, I am quite jealous," she said, with a hint of sarcasm in her tone.

"Jealous?" I asked, still bewildered.

"What do you mean?" she repeated, and I was left with a slightly sour impression of her. I had been hoping for a light chuckle but she kept on with the laugh. "Just, just, just, oh, my God, she was such a woman," she gasped, and she put on a kind of a sad face.

"Really?" I asked. "She was that way, you know. You always think all men are like that."

She took a deep breath, looking really depressed and embarrassed. "Oh, I'm such an idiot."

"Well," I said, "when you come to England, I suppose you should just say you're leaving her to do whatever she likes with her big boot."

For that

[Sebastian Cobb]

what if i were to tell you i had happened upon a way of stimulating myself sexually without the need for a partner? Could i possibly find the power to be such? Was having sex with my parents or myself a little odd?"

A voice rose in his head and he reached out to touch it. It was the woman who had spoken before him. His lips curled up, almost choking on it, but he kept pressing. Her fingers traced the folds of his face again and again.

"Would you like that?" The voice whispered.

A long, loud yawn came. He realized he still had his shirt off. The wind had knocked it down and he was wearing his shirt. The wind kept blowing until just now. He decided to move his lips up around hers, moving faster and faster, and just before he could finish the yawn she leaned over him.

"Shit," she hissed, her voice coming out muffled. She kissed him again. "Can i touch it yourself?"

His hands gripped her hips and he began rubbing her soft skin. "I love that you are so hard," he finally moaned, pushing back his shirt until he almost could feel the tip of his penis getting inside her. But he didn't bother. He just pushed. He held onto her body tight and pushed harder.

The wind picked up again

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[Emotional Support Peacock]

You've also got the issue of the prime minister putting his cock in a dead pig's mouth. (Thereafter his cock is covered with semen.) So, he says, 'It's a good thing I'm here because the prime minister is not going to come and shoot them because they couldn't afford to get pregnant.' So, when the prime minister wants to go to a club ‒ the club is in the country ‒ he has to go to an institution to have intercourse."

[AsparagusTrevor]

I can't even imagine what kind of bastard would do a shit on that cunt. This is so uncool. I have to be careful.

Teddy's eyes locked with mine.

"What?! Did that poor baby even get in contact with that d-d?"

"The damn fucking D-d was a fucking bitch! He has to be arrested."

Teddy looked to the door. "I know! I can help."

"No!" I was so furious I couldn't take it and ran to the bathroom to take a piss.

I grabbed the pot from my hand. I poured some water down the drain. I then threw a can of kerosene at it. That's when the kettle filled to the brim from the can of kerosene and I lit that shit.

Before I hit the side of the kettle the fucking bastard came running right at me.

The fuck was this dildo that was on top of my shit just throwing?

I heard something crash into the coffee table. I didn't hear this because the table was only about 6 feet away from me before the door. I turned to see my dumbass looking asshole falling backwards into the pit.

I watched him fall and realized that I had hit him with my beer.

I was scared to death and pissed off.

[Phil_A]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

By: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone .

Hogwarts had had something of a problem with the Death Eaters coming to Hogwarts in recent years. One of the students who had attacked, Severus Snape, was sent to another school and given an alternative education. It wasn't long after Hogwarts had the problems again as Severus escaped after Voldemort killed Bellatrix Lestrange.

But the Death Eaters would stop at nothing to find Snape so they killed Hermione Granger. Their latest target was the Deathly Hallows and they wanted Snape back at Hogwarts just to be safe and to kill him.

Hermione believed in the Dark Arts, so she was able to make a charm out of some potions with the Dark Arts. The charm would make her invisible, so Dumbledore didn't hear her scream as she was being eaten alive by the Death Eaters and she escaped into the Great Hall. She got to the middle of Professor Snape before the students noticed her escape and she killed him before he could find out where she was. Draco went after Harry in the corridor with Hermione, and they managed to destroy a spell that meant Snape didn't have a wand, which put him to sleep.

Hermione's sister told Harry about this and she had him help her bury James's body. She knew that he wasn't

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City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)

City Slickers III: The Legend of Curly's Silver (1997)

City Slickers IV: The Legend of Curly's Metal (1999)

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[Danger Man]

I won a pub quiz last night & I beat my sister to it

"I won a pub quiz last night & I beat my sister to it, and I beat my brother too.

"But how did I get so good? I don't know that, if a man's brother can beat a woman to it, then why can't a man's sister? We don't really know each other though."

Baker said: "She came in early last night, but I wasn't there and he just got up when she came in and asked me a bunch of questions, and if you ask him stuff that other girls don't ask, it ends up making him want more.

"He just wants more because of his lack of ego. I know how hard it is out here - I get mad when someone calls me fat."

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[Morrison Lard]

MADAM BRIAN SHURPHY'S THREESOME TIGHT RYAN POTENTIES!

FREAKIN' VICTIM!

TECHNICIAN!

I COULD'VE BEEN A PILOT HERE!

A PILOT,

A PILOT,

A PILOT,

A PILOT, A PILOT,

A PILOT, I AIN'T GOT A PILOT!

RUDY DREES'S FABULOUS HUGGY KID

'Til Death

I'LL TELL THIS PILOT HOW TO MAKE IT THROW!

THE TONKA GARDENS' GREAT TURTLE SHIT

WENT DOWN ON HER AND CHICKEN-BUCKET SHE WANTS

AND NOBODY GONE FOR IT.

NOBODY AT ALL

'TIL THE EARTH BURSTED!

HE GONE BACK UP TO SEE HER!

OH GOD HE GONE ON HER.

THE TONKA GARDENS' GREAT PUNCHES!

GOD DAMN YOU TONKA

[willpurry]

Mark Field is an utter maniac with the skill to make a living playing with cats, but instead chooses the career of a professional wrestler, wrestling under the name Brian Posehn. At the start of a new run on a new series, he begins his career playing with animals in his yard while being watched by his wife and children. While many fans are concerned about his attitude, some are worried that he might become a violent man with his alter egos and violent alter egos being an absolute menace towards anyone he has to fight, so he decides to take matters into his own hands without getting involved.
If you enjoyed the reading we have planned for tonight and you'd like something up soon, make sure to check out our other shows:
Rampage or Not,

[machotrouts]

Tikwid's "Rave" plays the same way. It's one of the biggest, baddest, and meanest shit around, and it does it without ever saying too much. It's a song called "Rave". The only people that really understand what "Rave" means are  Murdered Like The Enemy, but a few years ago, they started giving out  a free song for everyone if you're on youtube.  A few years later, they also dropped a full length album called The Rave , but I heard it for the first time on Bandcamp  and it was pretty amazing. They do take a fun approach with songs on the band, too;  I've read up on the "Rave" song "The One Where You're In A Rave For Nothing" which plays a lot like a "Danger" song, but there's another verse that plays more like some kind of rap/rock song. If you don't mind, I'll link it here: http://www.bandcamp.com/murdered-like-the-enemy-the-great-bad-rocke/album/the-one-where-youre-in-a-rage-for-nothing "Rave", the original album, is actually about killing someone with a knife while a knife is nearby. So,

Paul Calf, cofounder of the online charity StopChildMurders.org, said: "Our data showed that children aged under 12 were most consistently targeted and most likely to die.

"For almost half of the babies, they are killed by other children, as well as choking and electrocution – two of the most serious forms of death.

"But some of the youngest children were also killed, such as a few little ones that are dying from drowning, being struck by a car or falling off a motorbike at a very young age.

"This is why we continue to urge everyone to stop playing with the idea that kids are invincible. They are not."

In 2011, statistics were released by Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MoDD), showing that the number of deaths in traffic accidents quadrupled between 1989 and 2011, from 1,903 to 29,722. The increase of deaths in car accidents rose more than 40 per cent to 2,946.

In 2012, the UK Crime Survey estimated it was estimated that between 30,000 and 50,000 young people each year could be victims of the 'murdered by cars' stereotype. But, experts claimed, the statistics were too complicated.

Dr Steve Kettl, from the University of Manchester Crime and Justice Research Unit, said: "In the United States

Pearly-Dewdrops Drops - The World's Best Glitter Gloss & Dye - Perfect for Christmas, Birthday and Holidays!

Pecan & Chocolate Glitter - I always loved these pops of pink glitter!

Petals - It's Christmas with petals!

Pineapple Cake - I have never been to Pineapple, but since this item is made of real coconut, it does not make you lose your mind.

Pink Glitter - Not a word I can fit in here. (Pineapple cakes would be awesome!)

Pink Holiday Dye - I'll admit these dyes are really quite lovely. They are just a tad off from the usual colors of traditional white & pink, but even they are fun.

Petal Plushie - I love to wear them to work, but they also bring a lot of happiness into my life.

Pound Cake - One of my favorite holiday season treats!

Pink Frosting - A classic that does everything it says it does!

Pussycat Lip Lips -  I love looking at these cute cute lips. One of my favorite things to write and say all around is, "This is my cute little girl!"

Pumpkin Carrot - It's a new year's treat and, like candy, you know it when you see

The Boston Crab House serves grilled crab on a flatbread with an assortment of crab, such as scallops, shrimp, lobster, mackerel, crab cakes and baked calamari. With a wide variety of crab dishes including fresh crab tails, crab cakes, crab sticks, and other crab sandwiches, the owner, Jim, also makes sure to check out the sea fish menu.

A new addition to the restaurant line up are the fresh made crab cakes, fresh made fried crab cakes, crab fried grits, and crab fried chicken. Fresh crab fried grits are made on-site with fresh crab, and crab fried chicken is a deep dish fried version of crab fried chicken served with crab balls sprinkled with a light mustard dressing. There is a side of fries for $5. All of his restaurants are also offering "Crispy Cheddar" Crackers as a dipping sauce. If you like crusty treats and fresh baked crickets, you can always choose from a variety of items in the Crackers section.

Reston's Crab House makes their crabs fresh on site. They also have specialty crab cakes such as the "Scallops & Grits," "Maine Slaw & Grits," and "Wormwood." Each shop also offers a wide variety of fresh-prepared crab cakes and crab fingers such as "Crabby Crab Finger," "

chveik (a.k.a., the "Swedish Dancer") is one of the Swedish pop idol group of Sweden; she's an icon of the Swedish pop world. Her music is full of Swedish pop music elements. In order to fully appreciate and share her songs, you will have to watch the film.

The films trailer will feature numerous famous pop stars including Christina Aguilera, Lena Dunham, Selena Gomez, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Elton John, Selena Gomez, Cher, Selena Gomez, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Selena Gomez, Cher, Cher, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Selena Gomez, Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Elton John and Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez can be seen singing the song "Wanna Be Startin'/Trying to Get Away From You."

The film is directed by Lars von Trier from a script by Svenne Giavõ.

TwinPeaks: Yeah I guess you're right. It does seem that way.

Brock: That's exactly as it stands. They're both getting off easy.

TwinPeaks: How long are we going to be talking about this again, then? I mean what have we gotten into? I don't wanna talk about the fact that we're both being totally transparent right now. How am I supposed to get through to him to know if we're having this sex scene again, and what was the reason we never did it last time with my brother?

Brock: !!!

TwinPeaks: Okay, that's fine. I'm going to let you off with a warning. When I asked your brother if it would even be on the table this time, it was like, the whole time that they were being like, "yeah, they're already engaged" and stuff. Like, "well if they're going to have sex you'll understand the reason why." So you've gotta admit, your brother seems to be ********ed to me.

Brock: !!!

TwinPeaks: And I love you, but this is serious shit. You can talk about it.

Brock: !!!

TwinPeaks: Sure. Go ahead. You can be happy for my

Twit 2nd Edition

Featuring the new mechanics of the original, this revised game has been designed and revised by the talented team that brought you the wonderful game that was Kingdom Death, and now with updated mechanics, rules, and rules tips.

As a side note, the rules page is pretty huge. Here is the link if anyone wants to look at the rules but also some rules tips for fun!

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/ showflat.php/Number/12183629-Kingdom-Death-1st-edition

Kingdom Death Dice

Dice to die and other dice to keep track of your dice roll! You have many options to add a dice to your dice and to roll with the dice as seen below:

Dice to die

As long as you have at least 4 dice available to use, there is no limit to the number of times you can add the dice. You can then roll from your hand as usual.

In-game rules for using the dice.

Adding a dice to your dice. The amount of times you can roll a die is from 1 to 4 so that is enough for 6 dice! The dice is in the same place as the action points. Add any dice you like to your die.

Rolling the dice from a dice

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

"In the near future, the Japanese will be eating the flesh of their former slaves for their own fleshy purposes," writes The Times, adding that "in Japan, one hundred and forty eight million people will be homeless by 2030."

As mentioned, all this has been done on purpose and in the name of "saving," not saving a soul. If that is the case, then some sort of spiritual cleansing is warranted, though we will never know why.

According to The New York Daily News, two former U.S. military doctors — Dr. Henry Schoenfeld and Dr. Norman W. McElroy — had been involved in planning "psychological and genetic research on people as a means of saving their people, particularly Japanese," which began in the 1940s when Hitler began his Holocaust-on-demand genocide.

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"The idea was to find out how to kill every Nazi or Japanese male anywhere in the world or at least as soon as he was born," said one of the doctors, Dr. Norman W. McElroy, who passed away back in 2012, at the age of 95.

"I was working at the White House the only time I ever sat in a chair," he continued. "We used to sit around a table and talk about these things. What a thing

Dr Rock-a-doodle-doo!" said Miss Beryl. "You got a big one!" Mr. Rock-a-doodle-doo iced a glass of iced tea to her face; and, while his daughter lay sprawled on her back, she had his thumb in place, and bent down so that his thumb touched her lips. Then he kissed it, and pressed it to her lips, and kissed it more and more, and at last, like a cat, the child kissed him with all its might, and she began to cry in agony. "H-hey." cried Mr. Rock-a-doodle-doo , "don't touch me; I'm dying, I know, but I've got no more strength." So with his thumb in her mouth, he took her in his arms, and he kissed her with all his strength again and again.

[In the novel Mr. Rock-a-doodle-doo dies on the spot. He is killed by the dogs and dogs, and the dogs kill him; the boy falls in the river, and the water has taken his life, but he is revived and taken again.]

"There goes Rock-a-doodle-doo!" cried Miss Beryl, and Miss Rock-a-doodle-doo was dead. "

[chveik]

I am wanking as I write this, on the couch, having a little snack, and my mind wandering to the last few minutes of my life in this moment — a day spent watching my dog's vomit run up and down the back of my leg."

I am wanking as I write this.This is a personal post and I wouldn't want it to make my day." (Lol. The reason I'm wanking so many times is for fun and to make a point.)

So far there's been zero public response.

At the moment I'm not feeling very happy with my new husband, who was in on my decision and who has a big dick in his mouth that's totally blocking me from enjoying sex. I will post another update after all of the therapy. I hope he's doing fine.

I am wanking as I write this. I love wanking. It does my dick good. I am in heaven. Fuck-your-socks. I will stop being a pussy and be a real boy!

[Morrison Lard]

Morrison Lard is the author of The Story of Magic.
This one is hard to find.  The title isn't even a title. The book was a very short-lived venture.

I suspect it's very difficult to find.

Very difficult.

You do? Oh that's wonderful!

My name,


it's


Morrison Lard.

[Unfundibulum]

crank up the grunderhorn and lets blast off into an Arizona sunset on a motorcycle. Then you're riding through the desert without a helmet. I'm going by yourself. And you see that on your watch.

And all those things, of course, that get blown out of proportion are, of course, a little misleading. I know this is the opposite, but this is exactly why those things can be useful.

I think being a lot stronger does matter for things like running. Running can be one of the only things in sports that's even close to being easy. The distance it's about. If you're only going to win 20% of the time, maybe a couple of dozen marathons and 10ks might be worth your time. And I'll go even further. Because if you can take a big chunk of damage, you can do really cool things by hitting a guy in his own end. So if you're not good at hitting the guy. You can be better at it if you're even a little bit faster. And if you are a little bit better than the guy, then you can throw some really hard power punches. The one thing I like about the UFC and some of the other MMA fighters in the world is that they use the power as a weapon.

You know they use boxing gloves as their best friends, if they
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[Unfundibulum]

tender and trembling thy little puckish brow. turn to the organ hatch and oscillate into futile death. This gives us the following effect. Let's go over the three phases of death and find each stage, then apply several notes. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

[Unfundibulum]

cord'em hatch'em scratch'em, Biff. He turned to the oncoming lights and burst into coughy-coloured rivulets of pure tapeworm clag. The light from beneath the roof came through, and he saw that it was a pair of white-painted hands.

I'm gonna let you pick out the colors of your feet. Go on.

It was one of the hands, I decided. And it couldn't be. It needed to be some other one. It always had. And it was. And then there was the other hand, another. And the third. He'd seen his. The other one had, too. And then he'd tried to use it, though only on my foot.

I knew it was something other than my feet, the first thing that had happened when he had gotten that message from 'the man'—and I'd heard nothing since. Not a scratch of the dust, not even a tick of the mitten on your hands. His eyes had been on the one in front of him, and I'd been able to see what he saw, because it was visible at the back of his eyes, with the other hand on a white coat and the other hand on something brown and red, like a black-and-white handprint. But that wasn't it. Not

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Bernard Lerring: "When you're fighting a weasel it's bigger than a man. And there is money in it, if you're good there's other perks as well. The women; they fancy you if they see you kicking the shit out of a weasel."

Chris Morris: "After thirteen years in which he pulped over four thousand weasels, Bernard Lerring suffered a compound nervous breakdown."

Bernard Lerring: "I lost it, and er, I just picked up a living doing otters, which are very easy, are very docile animals, and erm, even when they pump them full of rat hormones which they do - you could kill an otter in about a second... just kick it's face off."

Tina Lai: "Bernard Lerring will go through every day being so terrified of the little thing that he will try something horrific every time he sees it."

Tina Lai: "Bernard Lerring is so obsessed with otters that when he went to China to go train his team-mates for the World War two Olympic Games, he had them train one day in the woods with a bunch of Otter Dogs."

Tina Lai: "Bernard Lerring is the most obsessed otter on the face of the Earth."

[PlanktonSideburns]

actual lol at 'Gruesome Trevon gets fucked hard by an oncoming truck'

this is it, isnt it? no point doing hs art any more

[Unfundibulum]

Chair Man Mookse, don't tamper with thine pendleberried. Harken thee soffit to yonder scribbage, louth purnion tarp.

I'd love to know how I might help you. What do you want to get from that? Have it in a form of bank note or in a form of silver bill or in a gold paperweight or in some other thing? And are ye certain not that at some time before he came that the King did tell John Oliver, John le Fanu or Leila de Poule that he would like to have thine arm cut off?

And I'd love to know if you'll send me the text of every passage in the Bible. I know that you will. What will come of this or that piece of parchment or whatever, you shall be able to determine after the fact.

My own opinion is that they would prefer his arm chopped off.