Friday feel good thread - come in and lift your spirits!

[poo]

[canadagoose]

Crab baguette

[Blue Jam]

I've only just noticed the glass of wine and the candle. How romantic

[drummersaredeaf]

If it won't fit in a baguette, how is it meant to fit in my pubic hair?

[Dr Trouser]

was feeling a bit low, but this has lifted my spirits

[DrGreggles]

[Icehaven]

The worst thing is that you

Seriously though the worst thing is that there's no butter on the bread. It looks dry as already, and they've doubled the horror by not putting any butter on to make Pepsimax and Crabby slide down a little easier.

[Dr Trouser]

[Bence Fekete]

[idunnosomename]

the crab in the baguette reminds me of kevin eldon's "crab in a tank" bit. almost makes me wish it was a bap. so i could sing "i am a crab in a bap".

Im the only person who liked It's Kevin though.

[zomgmouse]

I like crab

[New folder]

I've never seen a crab

[BlodwynPig]

[idunnosomename]

I've never seen a crab

[Ronalado]

what have this crab done? is not fair that just a crab get a statue. how many gol does it scores? stateu must have a special menaing

[New folder]

I wish I'd never seen a crab

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/JodieComer

I'm sorry, but I stopped caring a long time ago. I'm sick of looking at that fucking crab, too.

[zomgmouse]

https://www.reddit.com/r/JodieComer

Your obsession is overwhelming. Please stop.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Bah. Looks like I've not lifted your spirits.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'm sorry about that, Zomg. If I get time, I'm going to find a video of Auntie Jack threatening to rip your bloody arms off, and stick it on this thread. Hopefully, that should be a real spirits- lifter.
( Lisa JAMC fans should bear in mind I totally understand and respect the views of Zomg and others ).

[DrGreggles]

I ended £254.25 up and Madness were fantastic.
"Friday feel good" indeed!

[Bazooka]

I threw up all night, this thread cursed me if anything, you utter wanker.

[solidified gruel merchant]

My new sofa arrives this morning. I'm almost vomiting with excitement. Hope it goes through the front door, I really don't want to have to sort taking the window out!
WISH ME LUCK!!!

[Cerys]

I think that I shall never grab
A thing as lovely as a crab.

A crab whose pointy claws are set
Inside a slightly dry baguette;

A crab that looks at stuff on here,
And lifts its crabby arms to cheer;

A crab that may decide to wear
A wig to hide its lack of hair;

Upon whose shell some wine may fall;
Who is phimotic as us all.

Poems are made by fools on CaB,
But only crabs can make a crab.

[Ronalado]

in POTUGAL is a word <<saudade >>,,, and this song it make RONALADO think of the word and the music of RONALAOD hoemalnd

FADO,,,,,,, is a nice sounD

since many years RONALDO is man for all the world. maybe in the next years RONALDO is beocme man for only PORTUGAL.

just CRAb

can,

[Ferris]

My son had a (minor, thank god) allergic reaction to the expensive formula milk I've just bought a large expensive quantity of, and as I put him to bed he was sick directly onto both of my socks.

This thread has put the absolute voodoo on me.

[zomgmouse]

What do crab eat

Crabohydrates

Thank you