Tory MP Mark Field grabbed a woman by the neck [split topic]

[Monsieur Verdoux]

made a thread for that purpose: https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=73849.new#new

[BlodwynPig]

Am i in a dream?

[Monsieur Verdoux]

we all are

[BlodwynPig]

Who is the dreamer?

[idunnosomename]

"ugh... prime minster johnson... brexit... cameron... no... no!!"

*beep beep beep beep beep BEEEP*

Hello, good morning, welcome to Today, with Justin Edwards and John Humphrys.
Prime Minister Tony Blair calls for a renewed front in the Gulf, as Iran...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[marquis_de_sad]

If you reckon you have left wing politics but you find yourself doing unpaid spin for the Tony Party just because the person a Tory MP physically attacked happens to be a woman, it might be time to admit that you have a problem.

[Consignia]

James Cleverly of Braintree, Minister of Irony, has tweeted it's not cool to call the police when there is suspicion of domestic violence:

The big element in the Boris story isn't that there was a heated argument, it's that the police were called.

https://twitter.com/JamesCleverly/status/1142362845704785920

[idunnosomename]

Not if it's one of US! Don't interfere with what you don't understand, pleb

[Unnecessary Biscuits]

Have any of the women at the 'banquet' commented at all anywhere? It'd be nice to see the idea of knowing which side your bread is buttered could be broken. (I'm not meaning to imply anything about those women or women in general in a fixed way, but about an ersatz human nature. As with Mark Rylance's resignation, where you might wonder if he would have shown the same 'bravery' if at the start of his career.)

[chveik]

Who is the dreamer?

Nyarlathotep

[St_Eddie]

To be fair, these women need to be put in their place and that place is sat behind a gun turret, aimed towards Mark Field, with an itchy trigger finger.

[marquis_de_sad]

To be fair, these women need to be put in their place and that place is sat behind a gun turret, aimed at Mark Field, with an itchy trigger finger.

But what if Mark Field was a woman aaaah!

[Blumf]

But what if Mark Field was a woman aaaah!

We'd need to get Graham Linehan in to check 'she' wasn't hiding anything.