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All New Cunt List (2019 Edition)

Started by Jittlebags, June 21, 2019, 11:39:35 PM

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Jittlebags

June 21, 2019, 11:39:35 PM
Cunt List Rules.

1. Single person per post.
2. You are not allowed to query a previous cunt.

Erm... That's it.

Suki Bapswent

#1
June 21, 2019, 11:40:30 PM
1. The person who posts next.

sponk

#3
June 21, 2019, 11:46:27 PM
Quote from: Jittlebags on June 21, 2019, 11:39:35 PM
Cunt List Rules.

1. Single person per post.

That's a shame, I was hoping to make my cunt list massive! I nominate General Levy

Twed

#7
June 22, 2019, 02:35:38 AM
Quote from: Jittlebags on June 22, 2019, 01:07:25 AM
The Donaldo
Whoa now, give the guy a chance

hummingofevil

#12
June 22, 2019, 02:40:14 AM
It will turn out that every single one of us is a cunt and that he last no-cunt standing is Sadowitz as he gets a free pass for trying to tell us all that everyone is a cunt for years.

Though specifically, if I have to nominate one person today it's that USAF pilot who was creaming themselves at dropping a few hundred grands worth of blastie on Iran who formed his first human emotion since he signed up (disappointment) when told Trump had aborted his mission. Abortion. Lol. Cunt.

Unnecessary Biscuits

#13
June 22, 2019, 06:45:29 AM
Jesus. Jesus is a cunt.

That time when he knocked the tables over in the synagogue was a dick move and a half. It's like that old BBC ident clip where something blows up - paint and rubble everywhere. Some poor bugger's had to tidy that up afterwards, it will have been miserable and long-winded, just to get from The Antiques Roadshow to Snooker. You don't want action in a gospel, just bring it down Jesus, leave the tables as they are.

Sorry, but people like him make me sick.

Cerys

#14
June 22, 2019, 07:00:16 AM
That's okay - he can just heal you afterwards.

a duncandisorderly

#15
June 22, 2019, 09:36:27 AM
jack black.

a duncandisorderly

#17
June 22, 2019, 11:43:09 AM
have you noticed that our avatars appear to be reacting to each other?

alan nagsworth

#18
June 22, 2019, 11:44:31 AM
GERMANY!

Sorry, what?

BlodwynPig

#19
June 22, 2019, 11:44:56 AM
Armando Iannucci

Dex Sawash

#20
June 22, 2019, 01:18:14 PM

Thought Kate must've had another baby

Nowhere Man

#22
June 23, 2019, 05:05:36 PM
Matthew is actually 51.

SpiderChrist

#23
June 23, 2019, 05:09:00 PM
Mark Evans

Rizla

#24
June 23, 2019, 05:27:21 PM
Bloke who brought his WW1 Vickers machine gun onto Antiques Roadshow few weeks ago and referred to it throughout as "she".

touchingcloth

#25
June 23, 2019, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: Rizla on June 23, 2019, 05:27:21 PM
Bloke who brought his WW1 Vickers machine gun onto Antiques Roadshow few weeks ago and referred to it throughout as "she".

The most astonishing bit of that was that he'd turned up with his wife, and only ever referred to her as "the weapon".

Lord Mandrake

#26
June 23, 2019, 05:59:47 PM
Slaphead Xfactor celebrity football bloke, forget the cunts name.

Cold Meat Platter

#27
June 23, 2019, 07:13:00 PM
this fucker

mothman

#28
June 23, 2019, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on June 23, 2019, 07:13:00 PM
this fucker

Frankly, I'm amazed this thread got to nearly 30 replies before anybody pulled that gag. You're slacking, people.
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