Cunt furniture

[imitationleather]

THOSE ARE NOT WANKING TISSUES THEY WERE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE

You need additional furniture if more than one person is going to be there, mate.

[Gerald Fjord]

Posh crisps and you wank into proper tissues? What's wrong with your bath towel you bougie little helmet? What's wrong with cumming on the rug and rubbing it in with your sock you absolute centrist.

[The Boston Crab]

I'm worried about your posture but I would like that chair.

[pancreas]

I live a pretty cunty bougie existence truth be told.

That beanbag thing is pretty non-u.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

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[Twed]

I have been duly roasted

[H-O-W-L]

Update: The coat rack has been extinguished. Score one for humanity! PHWOAAAAR!!!!!

[bgmnts]

I dont like that big empty space in the corner, it worries me.

[Twed]

I dont like that big empty space in the corner, it worries me.

That's where the bean bag chair usually is.

[H-O-W-L]

Bad news, chums. The cuntrack got put back into its old place and I split my middle toe open on it on Saturday night after a couple glasses of red wine.

Good news, lads. The cuntrack has been thrown in a skip now.

[Twed]

That chair pictured above is fucked already, and I'm giving somebody the cunty bean bag chair.