Author Topic: Only Fools and Horses superfan spends £3,000 getting cast tattooed on his back  (Read 2836 times)

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The one where the Uncle throws himself down the stairs as a cry for help is fun.

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Actually , if you look at the close up of the Del Boy image on the OP , that is realistic to the point of being sinister. And he *does* appear to be wearing lipstick.

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Can someone do a mock-up photo of how Del Boy would look as Klaus Nomi please? Thanks.

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Not every Comedy hero tattoo turns out quite so classy...




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The one where the Uncle throws himself down the stairs as a cry for help is fun.

I thought that was Princess Diana?

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Can someone do a mock-up photo of how Del Boy would look as Klaus Nomi please? Thanks.

Or Naomi Klein would be good too, cheers

I'm curious to know the significance of his original 19/11/1997 tattoo and why he was suddenly so keen to cover it up. He would have only been about 8 or 9 on that date, so it can't be one of his kids' birthdays or his wedding day.

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I'm curious to know the significance of his original 19/11/1997 tattoo and why he was suddenly so keen to cover it up. He would have only been about 8 or 9 on that date, so it can't be one of his kids' birthdays or his wedding day.

The date he first saw Only Fools and Horses.

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I'm curious to know the significance of his original 19/11/1997 tattoo and why he was suddenly so keen to cover it up. He would have only been about 8 or 9 on that date, so it can't be one of his kids' birthdays or his wedding day.

Judging by the age at which some of the tattooed louts I know churn out spawn it could well of been one of his kids' birthdate. I would suggest the reason it has now been covered up is that a recent DNA test proved it was actually someone else from his close family that was actually the father (and probably mother as well come to that). 

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I wonder how many OFAH Comedy Dining experiences he could have enjoyed for the money. I think he should go along and tell the people "you're meant to look like this" and show them his back.


I'm curious to know the significance of his original 19/11/1997 tattoo and why he was suddenly so keen to cover it up. He would have only been about 8 or 9 on that date, so it can't be one of his kids' birthdays or his wedding day.

Think it might have been 19/11/1987 which could be his birthdate as he's 31 now.

this seems to be quite a phenomenon

new-style with Albert leering over Mandela House like a horror movie


also annoyingly not shit despite being on a leg


this one is a bit shit I think. hard to tell, he is a funny shape. but del looks a bit mekon. also hooky street is spelled wrong APPARENTLY


uncle albert's gone a bit desperate dan here


scary but fuck good again

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Dean should get one of Denzil

They are brilliantly well done but it would have been more authentic if he went to some dodgy back-alley ersatz tattoer and got a terrible job done for about £80

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I'm tempted to get Damien.

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I'm thinking of getting a Keeping Up Appearances tattoo on me forehead.

I've got a Let Them Eat Cake tattoo on my face

I've got "It is I, LeClerc" tattooed on my shaft.

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I invite eagle eyed readers to go back to those assembled pictures of OFAH tattoos a few posts up and spot Paul Whitehouse.

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You're looking awfully pleased with yourself, Lyndhurst. What mischief have you been up to today?

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Half of them are dead. He should get them replaced with a skull and crossbones when they cark. Won't be long and he'll have six dead people on his back. And an MOT failure.

He could get the Reliant van declared SORN

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Seems the guy in the OP is fucking his way through the actors:

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Now Dean dreams of meeting up with Lyndhurst after encounters with all the other living cast members.

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Now Dean dreams of meeting up with Lyndhurst after encounters with all the other living cast members.

Why stop there? Just get a spade and a tilly lamp.

Then it's 'Only Fools and Corpses'.

I invite eagle eyed readers to go back to those assembled pictures of OFAH tattoos a few posts up and spot Paul Whitehouse.

Haha! Excellent!

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Re: Only Fools and Horses superfan spends £
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2019, 11:30:30 AM »
What is it with demonstrative OFAH fandom? A while ago I was on a bus and someone was watching it on their phone with the volume on full, and shrieking with laughter every ten seconds so the whole bus knew how much they loved the antics of Del and Rodney and the gang. Is it some Legend-Gary-by-association thing?

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Re: Only Fools and Horses superfan spends £
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2019, 02:53:18 PM »
What is it with demonstrative OFAH fandom? A while ago I was on a bus and someone was watching it on their phone with the volume on full, and shrieking with laughter every ten seconds so the whole bus knew how much they loved the antics of Del and Rodney and the gang. Is it some Legend-Gary-by-association thing?
It is The Most Loved British Comedy Programme. It's your civic duty as a Britisher to enjoy it and show everyone that you are enjoying it.