Why’s your dad always near water?
Why’s your dad fucking a crayfish wife?
Why’s your dad slashes gills into his anus?
Why’s your dad scudding along the ocean floor in a hydraturd?
Why’s your dad gone all Jules Verne on his cunt?
Why’s your dad in Eastbourne docking fleets in his arse?
Why’s your dad a karaoke mermaid?
Why’s your dad stringing kelp round his belm?
Why’s your dad piss blue fin tuna out his seaslug?
Why’s your dad a maritime lawyer specialising in brig-based buggery?
Why’s your dad CEO of POSEIDON BUM-DILDS?
Why’s your dad listening to Vaughan Williams’s Sea Symphony on a circus of fucking machines?
Why’s your dad got Stevie Wonder to sing at his sea ceremony and kidnapped him in a cave?
Why’s your dad cunt piss fish wank?