"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."
Started by Bazooka, June 27, 2019, 12:14:13 PM
Quote from: Lordofthefiles on July 29, 2019, 06:48:08 PMJust seen your dad, he was in the front row on Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" video.
Quote from: seepage on August 04, 2019, 02:10:09 PMjust seen your dad down the library, typing out his first program in BASIC. Wanker.
Quote from: Twit 2 on August 04, 2019, 10:16:29 PMI have just seen your father repointing the brickwork on Satan's House of Arses. Haborym was stood beside him tutting at the workmanship. Your father blamed his trowl and there was cursing from both parties. I later followed him to a Gregg's where he bought a dry and tasteless pasty, crying by this point. I watch him every day in fact, I am there for all his failings and fleeting victories. All his pasties. Your father's vicissitudes, what a song! What music he makes in his sobbing. He strums the galactic lyre in a closed down Halfords.
Quote from: Mr Banlon on June 27, 2019, 06:41:22 PMYour dad is Paul Gadd
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