Author Topic: Just seen your dad  (Read 2147 times)

BlodwynPig

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2019, 08:44:22 AM »
Just seen your dad carving a raw turkey at a municipal wastewater treatment plant, oblivious to the sirens.

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #121 on: August 13, 2019, 08:58:15 AM »
Maybe you should check if your dad is okay mate


Last time I saw him he was giving out samples of radiation poisoning to everyone on the northern line. A completely unneeded facility in this day and age.

You tell him.  Nobody is needing all rotting bone marrow and things.

Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #122 on: August 13, 2019, 09:41:43 AM »
Just seen your dad jump starting some woman's Mazda MX5 in Morrisons car park. Don't tell your mum, eh, it'll finish her off.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #123 on: August 13, 2019, 06:03:49 PM »
Just seen your dad, he's was wearing that ostrich suit he got off of Bernie Clifton.
He was running up and down outside the school trying to give the kids a laugh but I don't think he realised that the crotch of the tights is all worn out.
As I'm sure you remember, your dad always goes commando these days because of his enlarged left testicle.

Last I seen of him, a few of the dads got him in a headlock and dragged him behind the bus stop.
He was shouting something about not telling his son about what had happened... oops, forget I said owt.

Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #124 on: August 14, 2019, 12:02:24 AM »
Just seen your da in a child's cowboy outfit, a rootin' and a tootin' down the precinct.

non capisco

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #125 on: August 14, 2019, 12:07:08 AM »
Just walked in on your dad knocking one out to a drawing he'd done on a post-it note of Minnie Mouse with a speech bubble saying "FUCK ME, GRAHAM."

Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #126 on: August 14, 2019, 03:55:23 PM »
In the Spoons near the bus station, 9am. Jacinta starts pouring his John Smiths Smooth as soon as she hears his mobilty scooter pull up outside.

Cuellar

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #127 on: August 14, 2019, 04:03:49 PM »
Just seen your dad do a double take at two guys walking the street holding hands

Cuellar

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #128 on: August 14, 2019, 04:05:30 PM »
I have just seen your father double click on a hyperlink

Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #129 on: August 14, 2019, 04:26:22 PM »
Shakin' that ass
Shakin' that ass

Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #130 on: August 14, 2019, 04:44:47 PM »
Just seen your dad sobbing whilst he chucked a cheap Nokia phone into the canal.

Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #131 on: August 14, 2019, 08:23:48 PM »
pissing on a banjo then hoofing it into the reservoir

BlodwynPig

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #132 on: August 14, 2019, 08:44:15 PM »
Why’s your dad always near water?


Twit 2

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #133 on: August 14, 2019, 09:20:29 PM »
Just seen your dad dressed as Hank Marvin, flogging his genitalia with a tennis racket and telling me all about it.
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Twit 2

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Re: Just seen your dad
« Reply #134 on: August 14, 2019, 09:29:43 PM »
Why’s your dad always near water?

Why’s your dad fucking a crayfish wife?
Why’s your dad slashes gills into his anus?
Why’s your dad scudding along the ocean floor in a hydraturd?
Why’s your dad gone all Jules Verne on his cunt?
Why’s your dad in Eastbourne docking fleets in his arse?
Why’s your dad a karaoke mermaid?
Why’s your dad stringing kelp round his belm?
Why’s your dad piss blue fin tuna out his seaslug?
Why’s your dad a maritime lawyer specialising in brig-based buggery?
Why’s your dad CEO of POSEIDON BUM-DILDS?
Why’s your dad listening to Vaughan Williams’s Sea Symphony on a circus of fucking machines?
Why’s your dad got Stevie Wonder to sing at his sea ceremony and kidnapped him in a cave?
Why’s your dad cunt piss fish wank?