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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2019, 02:25:30 PM »
2 grand for a bed frame?  Who do you think you are, Paul Raymond?

Here it is. I have always wanted a huge iron bed. I live in a place where what is considered ready to be thrown away and replaced is very different to us normals. Therefore, the gumtree action around here is nuts. We paid £200 for it, which is £100 or so less than the piece of shit IKEA bed we had been sleeping on for the last decade.

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2019, 02:30:02 PM »
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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2019, 02:48:50 PM »
alan nagsworth
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... you’re going to use them to fashion a rudimentary four-poster bed?

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2019, 02:53:22 PM »
You got it

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2019, 03:13:35 PM »


No joke, one of my pals trawls car boots/auctions/gumtree and forwards these on to me every time he comes across them.

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2019, 03:34:07 PM »
... you’re going to use them to fashion a rudimentary four-poster bed?

Rudimentary being the operative fucking word.

I sleep in a nest made from the bosom of Abraham.

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2019, 05:19:33 PM »
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Oh, and why's that then?

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2019, 06:21:22 PM »
I have a massive bed for amounts of enormous sex.

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2019, 06:59:48 PM »
Oh, and why's that then?

Because my bed is a four-poster

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2019, 07:50:24 AM »
Obviously I'm not implying that these particular four posters should be in the bed

Although I have heard that bgmnts is very considerate

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2019, 08:49:12 AM »
Last night I had a bed with a lady in it.

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2019, 05:48:39 PM »
Last night I had a bed with a lady in it.

Best kind.

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2019, 11:42:39 PM »
How much should you factor how suitable the bed is for sex when there's a 63.91% chance that no sex will ever happen in the bed?

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2019, 12:09:19 AM »
[tag]Goldilocks: Look I don't want to appear fussy... the porridge was 'just right'...[/tag]

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2019, 12:14:45 AM »
[tag]Goldilocks: Look I don't want to appear fussy... the porridge was 'just right'...[/tag]

“On the THIRD try (after being both too salty AND too sweet)!!!”

I bet she’d leave unintentionally amusing tripadvisor reviews

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Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2019, 06:08:11 AM »
I sleep in a nest made from the bosom of Abraham.

Blasphemy.  You're supposed to rock your soul in the bosom of Abraham.  Sleeping in it is just plain archaic.

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2019, 09:28:57 AM »
On our honeymoon, we slept in a bed that was like two King size beds side by side and it was really great so when we got home we got a super king size bed with our wedding money/voucher stuff. Best thing I've ever bought probably. We got a mattress made half firm, half medium because we like it slightly different and that's worked well. I sleep really badly though because I watch shoot em up superplay videos last thing at night which fucks up my brain.

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2019, 09:34:05 AM »
I have a massive bed for enormous amounts of sex.

My bed has had loads of sex done in it. Not by me, sadly.

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2019, 09:57:22 AM »
Ours is just a wooden framed double bed, not very exciting but it has moved house nine times with us.

Is this a record?

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2019, 10:23:58 AM »
Last night I had a bed with a lady in it.

And were they able to establish the cause of her death?!?

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2019, 10:26:34 AM »
Ours is just a wooden framed double bed, not very exciting but it has moved house nine times with us.

Is this a record?

RfV will be along in a minute to say "No, it's a bed"

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #51 on: July 11, 2019, 12:10:56 AM »
How much should you factor how suitable the bed is for sex when there's a 63.91% chance that no sex will ever happen in the bed?

Only 63.91% chance of no sex? You lucky, lucky bastard.

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2019, 12:30:04 AM »
My bed was quite pricey, but only cost about a quarter of what my mattress did.
But, with my shit back to take into account, it's a small price to pay for a good night's sleep and the ability to move in the morning.

Re: What kind of bed do you have?
« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2019, 01:45:08 AM »
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