What kind of bed do you have?

[Puce Moment]

2 grand for a bed frame?  Who do you think you are, Paul Raymond?

Here it is. I have always wanted a huge iron bed. I live in a place where what is considered ready to be thrown away and replaced is very different to us normals. Therefore, the gumtree action around here is nuts. We paid £200 for it, which is £100 or so less than the piece of shit IKEA bed we had been sleeping on for the last decade.

[Norton Canes]

alan nagsworth
Buelligan
Spoon of Ploff
bgmnts

[mothman]

alan nagsworth
Buelligan
Spoon of Ploff
bgmnts

... you're going to use them to fashion a rudimentary four-poster bed?

[Norton Canes]

You got it

[Sebastian Cobb]

No joke, one of my pals trawls car boots/auctions/gumtree and forwards these on to me every time he comes across them.

[Buelligan]

... you're going to use them to fashion a rudimentary four-poster bed?

Rudimentary being the operative fucking word.

I sleep in a nest made from the bosom of Abraham.

[Dex Sawash]

alan nagsworth
Buelligan
Spoon of Ploff
bgmnts

Oh, and why's that then?

[Pingers]

I have a massive bed for amounts of enormous sex.

[Norton Canes]

Oh, and why's that then?

Because my bed is a four-poster

[Norton Canes]

Obviously I'm not implying that these particular four posters should be in the bed

Although I have heard that bgmnts is very considerate

[Dr Rock]

Last night I had a bed with a lady in it.

[mothman]

Last night I had a bed with a lady in it.

Best kind.

[peanutbutter]

How much should you factor how suitable the bed is for sex when there's a 63.91% chance that no sex will ever happen in the bed?

[Glebe]

[tag]Goldilocks: Look I don't want to appear fussy... the porridge was 'just right'...[/tag]

[Ferris]

[tag]Goldilocks: Look I don't want to appear fussy... the porridge was 'just right'...[/tag]

"On the THIRD try (after being both too salty AND too sweet)!!!"

I bet she'd leave unintentionally amusing tripadvisor reviews

[Cerys]

I sleep in a nest made from the bosom of Abraham.

Blasphemy.  You're supposed to rock your soul in the bosom of Abraham.  Sleeping in it is just plain archaic.

[The Boston Crab]

On our honeymoon, we slept in a bed that was like two King size beds side by side and it was really great so when we got home we got a super king size bed with our wedding money/voucher stuff. Best thing I've ever bought probably. We got a mattress made half firm, half medium because we like it slightly different and that's worked well. I sleep really badly though because I watch shoot em up superplay videos last thing at night which fucks up my brain.

[Danger Man]

I have a massive bed for enormous amounts of sex.

My bed has had loads of sex done in it. Not by me, sadly.

[Brian Freeze]

Ours is just a wooden framed double bed, not very exciting but it has moved house nine times with us.

Is this a record?

[Neville Chamberlain]

Last night I had a bed with a lady in it.

And were they able to establish the cause of her death?!?

[Danger Man]

Ours is just a wooden framed double bed, not very exciting but it has moved house nine times with us.

Is this a record?

RfV will be along in a minute to say "No, it's a bed"

[olliebean]

How much should you factor how suitable the bed is for sex when there's a 63.91% chance that no sex will ever happen in the bed?

Only 63.91% chance of no sex? You lucky, lucky bastard.

[DrGreggles]

My bed was quite pricey, but only cost about a quarter of what my mattress did.
But, with my shit back to take into account, it's a small price to pay for a good night's sleep and the ability to move in the morning.

[José]

metal with patches of spunk rust