Author Topic: JODIE COMER THREAD!  (Read 3270 times)

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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JODIE COMER THREAD!
« on: June 29, 2019, 07:52:02 PM »
I spent fucking ages typing up the reasons for having another Comer thread, incorporating reasons for true friendship, and a genuine desire to see my friend's  band play a cover version of George's answephone message on " Seinfeld", and then my phone fucked things up.
Jodie Comer is beautiful, and basically, I don't want any of us to lose track of this fact. I promise you all, I originally wrote a massively entertaining opening post based on compelling evidence supporting this fact .
She is beautiful. As you all are, really. Just want to keep the home fires burning, and all that.

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2019, 07:57:42 PM »
Went from creepy to amusing to really creepy.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2019, 07:58:54 PM »
Just wait until the next post. Doing the whole Stewart Lee thing, here

Johnny Yesno

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2019, 08:10:55 PM »
UR NOT OK HUN

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2019, 08:14:55 PM »
I rarely express controversial opinions on here but this is getting a bit boring now mate.

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2019, 08:17:01 PM »
Went from creepy to amusing to really creepy.

More like tedious to tedious to tedious

*does sassy black lady finger clicks*

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2019, 08:18:48 PM »
is this some kind of performance art thing

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2019, 08:24:16 PM »
Honestly, I thought she was really attractive and Killing Eve was fairly entertaining. But ever since all this kicked off I can't look at her without thinking of these threads, and it makes my skin itch. I'm actively avoiding watching the new ones because I can't detach her image from this nonsense.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2019, 08:26:35 PM »
I just want people to acknowledge the absolute, perfect, Platonic beauty of Jodie Comer. I'm sorry for tediousness, I really am. I harbour many regrets for the yawning and boredom I done caused. I am sorry. Jodie Comer really *is* flawlessly beautiful though, to be fair.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2019, 08:33:20 PM »
I would like to take advantage of this thread to offer sincere apologies to drummersaredeaf.

Soz, mate.

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2019, 08:35:20 PM »
Is this whole psychosis actually about the celebrity Jodie Comer, or about the friend who spurned your unrequited love who you claimed (somewhat implausibly) looked like Jodie Comer? Trying to stay current with forum lore.

Kryton

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2019, 08:47:07 PM »
Fucking hell.

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2019, 08:59:39 PM »
you would consider maybe call your internet company and ask if they can break your connecton? is necessary.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2019, 09:02:47 PM »
Fucjing he'll

I quite like this lad apart from all this ironic creepy stuff

DECIST AT ONCE

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2019, 09:03:56 PM »
YOU'RE AN ENDURANCE TROLL


THIS IS A BADLY PLANNED ONE MAN DDOS ATTACK ON A FORUMS GOODWILL

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2019, 09:05:51 PM »
Who is Jodie Comer?

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2019, 09:14:28 PM »
Is this whole psychosis actually about the celebrity Jodie Comer, or about the friend who spurned your unrequited love who you claimed (somewhat implausibly) looked like Jodie Comer? Trying to stay current with forum lore.

In case this post seems unintentionally rude, just wanted to clarify that probably 85% of CaB (myself included) have found ourselves shipwrecked among the rocks of unrequited love for acquaintances who vaguely resemble obscure celebrities, and that such a condition is far more relatable than an unhealthy obsession with an actual celebrity.

I had a friend in the late 70s who was obsessed with a Jodie somebody, an actual film actress, and it got to be so much that we lost contact. Wonder whatever happened to him.

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2019, 10:57:15 PM »
I just want people to acknowledge the absolute, perfect, Platonic beauty of Jodie Comer. I'm sorry for tediousness, I really am. I harbour many regrets for the yawning and boredom I done caused. I am sorry. Jodie Comer really *is* flawlessly beautiful though, to be fair.

Thank you

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2019, 11:00:50 PM »
You're welcome, missus.

Morrison Lard

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2019, 11:15:01 PM »
Give us karma back.
This fucking shitposting dimwit gonna get spammed 24/7.

Morrison Lard

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2019, 11:18:34 PM »
I jest,
you're alright, new poster Jodie Comer.

Welcome aboard.

Kelvin

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2019, 11:21:24 PM »
Fuck me, you're boring these days, Lisa Jesusandmarychain.

Flouncer

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2019, 11:30:01 PM »
What happened to you man? You used to be cool.

[Actually you were never cool; I'm just saying that to be polite.]

pancreas

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2019, 11:35:36 PM »
One of the reasons I started this LMJC account was so that people could look down, like way down, and see that life is not a bottomless pit.

Ur welcome.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2019, 12:00:29 AM »
I am cool, and funny and intelligent and sexy, orbviously. The point is that Jodie Comer remains, at the risk of repetition,
 one of, if not *the* most beautiful human beings in the entire world. Maybe this thread would benefit from more images?
I remain unrepentant.

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2019, 12:18:45 AM »
But let us just do it anyway.
Jodie has this lovely new set of teeth:
I like her new pair of teeth. It is a bit hard to read the letter when you are too young. And I don't even know why I like the way she smiles with them on her cheeks, and that look in the eyes. But it is very nice, I'll admit that, and I know her husband loves her for what she is, very. I can tell Jodie is very, very pleased with herself right now, and that is a big thing. I can see her smiling, and she is making that face. So she must enjoy herself, and to be honest, what could be better? She should have got the fucking

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2019, 12:39:09 AM »
I spent fucking ages typing up the reasons for having another Comer thread, incorporating reasons for true friendship, and a genuine desire to see a "comer", I wanted to see for myself the way some people treated Comer. I was in so many ways disgusted by some members of this community that I was just as horrified by them as many other people here on the site who don't realize they're just as terrible as I am, and I still am.

I'm sure it's a weird place for someone to express themselves the way I did here (at least in the beginning). I'm sure this was probably why I never saw Comer here other than to troll here to share things I thought others were doing. This was how I grew up in a small town in Northern California. And yet, for all of my reasons, Comer is always still my homepage. Every day, I make the effort to visit here or at least read the comments and see how I could use the people on here to help me feel better. Comer is a part of me I've never been entirely comfortable with, and when this place still feels right to me, I'm going to keep posting more.

Thanks for reading.

Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2019, 01:29:15 AM »
I only watched Killing Eve because I'd heard so much about this bloody Comer woman on here, and friend, I was not disappointed.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2019, 01:30:04 AM »
I'm sorry , Kelvin.
I'm sorry Lisa JAMC fans.
Jodie Comer is beautiful. She is beautiful in terms of physical appearance and yer actual talent.
The way she can use her face, the way she can use her eyebrows... this is a phenomenal talent.


Re: JODIE COMER THREAD!
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2019, 01:46:11 AM »
I think people here would rather the thread was 'JODIE COMER FREED', not 'THREAD' lol. Maybe 'THREED' though, bet they'd love that the shite old hypocrites!