JODIE COMER THREAD!

[Tokyo van Ramming]

I'd just like to add that you, Lisa, are the only redeeming feature of the Jesus and Mary Chain.

[Dex Sawash]

I hope to more fully.appreciate Mrs Chromer some day. Never give up.

[Mr_Simnock]

is this some kind of performance art thing

I've got my cash on slow mental breakdown

[Dr Rock]

I watched half an episode last week and it was ok. May watch again.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I only watched Killing Eve because I'd heard so much about this bloody Comer woman on here, and friend, I was not disappointed.

This Is a good thing, isn't it ?

[Dr Rock]

I think for tireless promotion of Killing Eva, Lisa Jesusandmarychain should receive some kind of reward, such a a lovely snog from Ms Cromer.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

such a a lovely snog from Ms Cromer.

What a beautiful line. A beautiful bit ( which noun collocates correctly with "imagery " ?) of imagery for a beautiful woman.

It's fucking COMER  though, as you know full well.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Look pal, if you love this woman so much why don't you go and fucking marry her or something? Christ.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Is this whole psychosis actually about the celebrity Jodie Comer, or about the friend who spurned your unrequited love who you claimed (somewhat implausibly) looked like Jodie Comer? Trying to stay current with forum lore.

What's implausible about someone looking like Jodie Comer ?  The Russian lass  deffo looks like Jodie Comer, more specifically how she looked in the BBC Three drama serial " Thirteen ", with a bit of  Talulah Riley ( with emphasis on her physical appearance in that St. Trinian's remake film ) thrown in.

This threads really impressive, isn't it ?

[Anagram of a Shit Name]

Well I for one see nothing "creepy" in find a woman attractive and extolliing her virtues.

Knock yourself out mate, no one is forcing anyone to read it.

Having said that, she is a scouser, so....

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Who is Jodie Comer?

Aren't we *all* Jodie Comer, in a way ?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Well I for one see nothing "creepy" in find a woman attractive and extolliing her virtues.

Knock yourself out mate, no one is forcing anyone to read it.

Having said that, she is a scouser, so....

Thank you for your support.
It *is* a bit of a shame about the Scouser thing, though. Me a Woolyback, too.Mind you, I think she might lay the accent on a bit thick when doing interviews. She's actually from a fairly middle class part of Liverpool ( where they only nick the hub caps from BMWs ).

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Wonder if I can get this thread up to 100 pages? The Real Jodie Comer has already put in an appearance, having got over the huff what Danger Man put her in.
Hopefully Danger Man will also be making his presence felt in this thread. We really bonded at the meet up at Hebden Bridge yesterday, so hopefully he's going to help a mate out with this 'ere thread.

The word " thread", there.

[KennyMonster]

I too am a fan of Judith Crumble when she plays the assassin Evil Lynn on the BBC1 show The Bodyguard.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I like it when she does the accents.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Can you imagine Jodie Comer sitting in the living room of her  parents' humble Liverpool home on a rainy Saturday afternoon, taking a well earned break from filming some absorbing drama or something, with a big box of Lego, constructing a big Lego house with a lovely Lego garden, a look of rapt concentration on her pulchritudinous  fizzog, tongue sticking out of her mouth as she puts together a particularly tricky part of the Lego gazebo she is adding to the Lego abode. Upon completion, she picks up at the figure of a little Lego man, looks him straight in his Lego eyes, and says to him " Do you like the house I've made for you , Mr. Lego? I * do* hope you enjoy living there! " , in that Posho Southern English accent she does so well, and likes doing, you can tell. then she says "
Right, I'm going to strip down to me undies now". What a grand old tableau, eh ?

I'm thinking of getting professional help.

[KennyMonster]

I like it when she does the accents.

I like it when she does the accounts.

[Mr_Simnock]

Probably only a matter of time now before bbc news has story of 'stalker of jodie cormer given jail term'

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

They'll find her head in his fridge one day.

[Kelvin]

I'm thinking of getting professional help.

Well, don't hang around here on our behalf.

[pancreas]

I think he's talking about professional kidnappers tbh.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Maybe this thread wasn't a good idea.

[thenoise]

I find it quite sweet in this day and age when your are never more than two clicks away from an absolutely shocking scene that Jodie Comer wouldn't dare dream of, performed by a woman at least as attractive (or, at least, dirtier), there are still grown men drooling over TV actresses who occasionally show a cheeky bit of nip (if it's important to the narrative).

It's like a glimpse of our new retro lives post the Brexit porn ban.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I really regret this thread now ( although I *do* like Tokyo van Ramming's comments).

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I really regret this thread now ( although I *do* like Tokyo van Ramming's comments).

Yes, because in all the other threads you've made you've always come across as a perfectly well adjusted chap. This one makes you just look like an odd mentaloid.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Yes, because in all the other threads you've made you've always come across as a perfectly well adjusted chap. This one makes you just look like an odd mentaloid.

Yeah, I realise that. Thanks for your honesty, ESP.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

You are welcome, flower.

[Johnny Yesno]

I think we may have found nags's missing tenant:

J_UDI^{E C}R_OM^ER 4EV_A

[non capisco]

EDIT: Presumptuous, maybe pompous bollocks

Hope you're alright, Lisa JAMC. Maybe knock the Jodie Comer shite on the head for a bit.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Will do. Johnny Yesno's post really made me laugh, and maybe did the same for some other folk too ,so this thread wasn't a complete dead loss.