Corbyn 24: OUR party, people!

[pancreas]

BTW this article is fucking excellent. I'm very much liking this guys stuff. He wrote a thoroughly excoriating article about ClungeUK which was very fun.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/13/caroline-lucas-no-deal-brexit-corbyn-green-party-labour

[holyzombiejesus]

In any case Labour will want to deflect all talk of Brexit onto things that ought to matter to people more, like will their relatives be dying in hospital corridors.

And I guess that seeing as they'd either be offering a soft exit or remain then their spending plans and ability to offer transformative policies won't be compromised by no deal/ hard brexit risking the economy. Makes sense now although still wary that a significant amount of people are so bored with it all that they'd take no deal if it meant (in their minds) that we could get on with other stuff and another referendum would deter voters.

[pancreas]

If we left, the next GE would be dominated by arguments about who would offer a ref for re-entry. People should be reminded of that.

[holyzombiejesus]

BTW this article is fucking excellent. I'm very much liking this guys stuff. He wrote a thoroughly excoriating article about ClungeUK which was very fun.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/13/caroline-lucas-no-deal-brexit-corbyn-green-party-labour

That's great. Strange to find it in the Guardian seeing as it's basically doing the wanker sign at them.

[Johnny Yesno]

BTW this article is fucking excellent. I'm very much liking this guys stuff. He wrote a thoroughly excoriating article about ClungeUK which was very fun.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/13/caroline-lucas-no-deal-brexit-corbyn-green-party-labour

Yes, thanks for posting it.

[jobotic]

Yeah read that earlier and thought it was good, and not very Guardian like.

[jobotic]

... then there's this

After the Brexit storm, a new political alliance could emerge

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/13/brexit-new-political-alliance-remainers-boris-johnson?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

[NoSleep]

Even that pro-Corbyn article is delivered with a side dish of the usual bullshit

Whether you believe Corbyn is pro-Brexit or not, he is against no deal, unlike Johnson's cabinet.

Perhaps more depressing than the usual bullshit.

[Johnny Yesno]

Interesting which one has the comments turned off.

[holyzombiejesus]

Fucking Watson again. On a completely unrelated point, it's frowned upon to wish death on people, isn't it?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/13/tom-watson-urges-labour-to-work-with-liberal-democrats

[king_tubby]

Why doesn't he urge the Liberal Democrats to work with Labour? The fucking fuck.

[holyzombiejesus]

That's exactly what I thought. Bet he tugs himself off on a daily basis imaging leading all those soppy cunts in a national unity government. Bet he wanks off in a mirror blowing kisses to himself, muttering Hi Jo and Hi Anna. When was the last time he aimed his 'fire' at an enemy of the Labour Party?

Fuck him off. Just found this link. For some reason it takes ages to load (for me) but if you enter your email address...

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[olliebean]

Since Swinson has specifically ruled out working with Corbyn, not with Labour per se, what Watson's saying here is code for "let's get rid of Corbyn," isn't it?

[king_tubby]

Since Swinson has specifically ruled out working with Corbyn, not with Labour per se, what Watson's saying here is code for "let's get rid of Corbyn," isn't it?

Nail and head.

[holyzombiejesus]

He's purposely placed her at the centre of the anti No Deal campaign and strengthened the hands of the disingenuous fuckwits trying to paint Corbyn as someone slyly wanting to leave.

[BlodwynPig]

Why doesn't he urge the Liberal Democrats to work with Labour? The fucking fuck.

The ghost of a fat man/ Chris Moyles' Ghost of Christmas Past needs to be sacked

[idunnosomename]

david fucking schneider, man.

https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/1161536122524241922

[Kelvin]

david fucking schneider, man.

https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/1161536122524241922

He was the shittest one in The Day Today too. Should have put him in a bin then.

[jobotic]

Who gives a fuck what Schneider thinks? I'm sure he has a second home in the South of France he can leg it to, unlike the people that would benefit from a Corbyn government.

[Rizla]

Alan Pissing Rusbridger at it today too. What actual fuck is wrong with these people. They're insane. https://twitter.com/arusbridger/status/1161541358387171329

[holyzombiejesus]

I don't understand.

https://twitter.com/SCynic1/status/1161532121967681536?s=19

[BlodwynPig]

I don't understand.

https://twitter.com/SCynic1/status/1161532121967681536?s=19

All these QCs fucking hate Corbyn. QC, queasy cunts.

[solidified gruel merchant]

I don't understand.

https://twitter.com/SCynic1/status/1161532121967681536?s=19

Anyway, it's grasp the mettle not grasp the nettle. Any idiot knows that.

[NoSleep]

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/grasp-the-nettle.html

[Replies From View]

Nearly everything in our language has its etymological roots in shoving nettles down our shared urethra.

[Darles Chickens]

It's "grasp the candle".

[Endicott]

Yes it does doesn't it.

[Replies From View]

Have to grasp the candle at both ends, as they say.  Then melt its wax all down your urethra as if it is nettles.

[king_tubby]

Here we....here we fucking go!

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1161751909788782594

[thugler]

Here we....here we fucking go!

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1161751909788782594

People who were asking for this already whining about corbyn doing this. Ffs.