Photoshop Jalopy - the main event.

[Timmay]

Aww. Shame my locals the Wests couldn't get on there. Boo!

Very nice though!

[Spaced Cadet]

Aww. Shame my locals the Wests couldn't get on there. Boo!

Very nice though!

Shit, Fred & Rose, I knew I'd missed someone. Cheers anyway.

[Pythov]

How on earth do you lot do it?
Your all so quick with your mongs, and they are just ACE.

[Dr David V]

Oh good-o, I'm still in the competition. Right, here we go...

[monkhouse terror]

This ones for you, mr. Cheese Arse:

[mook]

[monkhouse terror]

Haha, fantastic :)

[Cerys]

Nice one!

(Although that knob frame is disturbing ... looks like a plate of cock-on-toast, for some reason....)

[Rats]

Urgh, it looks like it's on a plate. Cheeeeeeese dip?

[Flook]

Spotted dick - thats superb Mook!

[monkhouse terror]

It looks like it's got a case of the herpes... tut tut tut.

[Rats]

I didn't notice. Is that not normal then?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

From the sublime to the bleedin' obvious...



Hm, bringing up the rear now aren't I.

Is that Daphne from Frasier when she was young and needed the money?

[Hairy Chin]

One hour to go whores.

[Frinky]

Artistic vision or the "work" of a sad, horny teen? You decide!

[ccab]

edit (to correct no-show-hosting)

[Hairy Chin]

Please put your monging wrenches down and stop what you're doing. ccab - I'm just getting a red X for your pic, not sure if it's my pooter or not, but if the link is broked, you may fix it.

EDIT:
Oh, you have. In that case - I shall deliberate. No sign of Cheese Arse H Christ on the boards at the moment though...can the game continue unless he nominates someone to be jalopied?

EDIT2:
I'll give CAHC til midnight to show, in the meantime I shall ponder my elimination; if it's a no-show for Mr. Cheese Christ by midnight, then I'll take it upon myself to eliminate a second personage.

[ccab]

There's no guarantee he'll be online again over the weekend. Any suggestions?

edit:

Good idea. Chese Arse will still be eligible to eliminate in future rounds.

[ccab]

Tell me if I'm mistaken, but I can't see anything there by JJJH or Jetset Willy, which would mean both dropping out.

The next round will be where things become seriously cut-throat. Good luck everyone!

[Hairy Chin]

Their loss - they did some good 'uns in round one.

Right, in CAHC's abscence, I'll nominate both mongers for elimination, but CAHC will still be eligible to nominate bootee's in upcoming rounds.

First to be jaloppied out of round 2 is Nearly Annually - such a low-brow creation to enter into this prestige contest. And he didn't even airbrush out moon-arse woman's pubes.

Other than that, it was very, very difficult to find another nominee...but I'm afraid Spaced Cadet is the second monger to be jaloppied from this round. Join me in the middle to bully the others after they've spent two days creating...things, only to be told they don't cut the mustard.

So to recap if you're playing along at home:

Cheese Arse H Christ, Nearly Annually and Spaced Cadet join me in the middle.

Splattermac, Waspy, Rubbish Monkey, Cerys, Rats, Abbie, Monkhouse, Frinky, Mook, Pythov, Flook, ccab and Dr David V all go through to the next round.

Jet Set Willy and JJJH are both eliminated for missing the Round 2 deadline and may not submit any more mongs to the game.


Moving on...



And for this round, you must sever the hand of The Shane, and use it as you will:


Once more...Ladies, Gentlemen - start your monging engines...and they're off!
00:30 on March 2nd is your deadline for round three - that's thirty minutes into Tuesday, folks. Enjoy.

[Rats]

http://www.zen26454.zen.co.uk/anim/eastenders.html

[wasp_f15ting]

[mook]

That's brilliant young Rats. Quite how you expect us old fashioned mongers to compete with that I'll never know. You should have given that Peggy a dry slap an' all though.

[Cerys]

[splattermac]

best one yet rats :)

[ccab]

...

One day, when I've got my hands on chateau ccab, I want you to be my interior designer.

[Frinky]

[Dr David V]

Amazing, I've reached round 3. OK then, here's my latest:



EDIT: Fixed the link.

[Jet Set Willy]

Hey! The reason I didn't enter into round two is because
a) I thought the deadline was Sunday not Saturday night, damnit
b) My entry in round one was great but everyone ignored it, a trend which would have led to me being unfairly eliminated in a later round, I assume because of the fact that I'm not a "big name" monger.

I'm starting to tire of all Cerys' pics all looking the same (sorry!), and Splattermac has been completely lazy in both his entries so far, and I'm sure he knows it.

[Spaced Cadet]

Well really, I don't fucking well believe it. Your all cunts...........Sulk.